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  1. Public Bookmark 35

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    Link gets hit with the trauma of fighting Waterblight Ganon harder than he had expected.

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    02 Sep 2020

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    Jon is probably fine, just hiding out somewhere while the whole murder thing blows over and that's... fine. Martin is fine with that explanation. Really. He's got plenty to distract himself - like listening through the entire What the Ghost episode library, for example. Or watching Georgie Barker's Instagram livestreams.

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    29 Jul 2020

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    There’s a crackling noise, then the quiet hiss of speakers as a voice comes from— somewhere. Everywhere? He’s not entirely sure of the source, but it fills the cabin, the first sound in a long time that’s not of his own creation.

    “Mr. Blackwood.” It’s low, clipped, devoid of all inflection; Martin still gets the sense that the speaker is irritated with him, somehow.


    (Martin, on the Daedalus.)

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    10 Jun 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 76

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    Martin Blackwood loved people. He was a caretaker by nature, so it only seemed right that he would end up with a job that allowed him to bring comfort to people. He did it in one of the most tangible ways: food. Martin ran a diner on the outskirts of London. It was far enough away from the hustle and bustle of the city to be peaceful, but close enough to get a steady stream of patrons. In only a few short years of running it, he’d gathered a large amount of loyal customers who he knew by name.
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    Just a wholesome AU where Martin owns a diner! It's got pining, shenanigans, and a little bit of mystery solving, and much more. This is purely self-indulgent and fluffy.

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    08 Jun 2020

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    Standing in the warm kitchen, slats of sepia light filtering through onto the counter in front of him, Martin doesn’t know what to do with his hands. He half expects them to go through the countertop entirely, glossy and solid as it is. He isn’t used to any of it, yet. The safehouse. Jon. Beams of sun pouring into his hands. After being deprived of everything of significance for so long, the longing that crashes over him is almost painful in its tangibility. He wants to laugh, to sob, to scream and hear it echoed back against the neat, square walls of the safehouse.

    In the end, he doesn’t do any of these things. He makes eggs instead. He can do that, can’t he? Use his hands for something simple and plain and good.

    (Or: In the safehouse after it all, Martin starts cooking.)

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    14 May 2020

  6. Public Bookmark 14

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    i mean the title is pretty self explanatory, but...
    Jon sees lots of things. The important ones? Sometimes, he ignores those.

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    05 May 2020

  7. Public Bookmark 7

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    In which they save the world, and get their happy ending.

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    21 Apr 2020

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    There's an infuriatingly polite ghost in the Archives and it won't stop making Jon tea.

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    20 Apr 2020

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    The scene from Martin's birthday where they all go for ice-cream and Jon "teaches everyone about emulsifiers" (read: infodumps on his beloved colleagues for hours).
    Martin returns the favour and talks for an inordinate length of time about tannins
    Everyone else is just watching these two in exasperation while one of them goes full nerd about chemistry and the other gazes at them with the worlds biggest heart-eyes.

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    20 Apr 2020

  10. Public Bookmark 18

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    Jon stepped back, looking like he was going to leave, but Martin squeezed his hand, gently keeping him in place.
    “Would- could you-”
    “Stay?” Jon finished softly, eyes never leaving Martin’s face.

     

     

     

    Just some self-indulgent Jonmartin fluff!! It's post-Lonely and Martin has a nightmare; good thing he didn't go to the safe house alone!

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    14 Apr 2020

  11. Public Bookmark 14

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    It feels strange to think about it, but it was almost easier when Jon was pulling him out of the Lonely. For a small window of time, they had not been afraid of each others’ feelings and were instead afraid of greater, more terrible forces.

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    24 Mar 2020

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    Undoing the apocalypse would have been enough for Jon, if all his people survived. Without them, Jon's only recourse is making it so it never happened in the first place. He's going to do better this time.

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    11 Mar 2020

  13. Public Bookmark 42

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    Each universe, in the grand scheme of things, is a line. It takes two lines--specifically, the curved lines that make up the entities' and humanity's universes--to make a vertex. Perfectly located between these vertices is a town full of supernatural events, and it is the duty of the Magnus Institute to catalogue and research these events. Jon, Tim, Sasha, and Martin: welcome to Night Vale.

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    10 Mar 2020

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    Jon Sims was not human. Jon Sims has never been human, but he was beginning to be ok with that.

    The Jon Sims is a Time Lord AU that no one asked for. Knowledge of Doctor Who not required.

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    09 Mar 2020

  15. Public Bookmark 59

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    Instead of killing Gertrude, Elias decides against it and he decides to torture her in the worst way; assign her four new assistants and the most idiotic ones to boot.

    That should likely drive her insane. Either that or she'll probably sacrifices these ones too to foil rituals. He has already an on-going wager with Lukas about the outcome.

    But he didn't expected Gertrude to fucking adopt them. However, this new development may give an interesting result and those assistants could be quite useful...granted if they live to see the end.

    Season 1 AU. Updates every Wednesday and Saturday.

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    09 Mar 2020

  16. Public Bookmark 72

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    The mechanisms were Jon’s college band au, placed in the safe house.

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    14 Feb 2020

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    Martin's been working for the Magnus Institute in Point Pleasant, West Virginia for years, and he's always believed in cryptids. However, it's one thing to believe in Mothman, and a totally different matter to fall in love with him.

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    An AU where Jon is the Mothman. And also still Martin's boss.

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    12 Feb 2020

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