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    Furry ginger cat ears, a twitching golden tail between his legs, and a belled collar around his neck.

    “Well?” Sakusa flashes him a cruel grin, “Are you going to do it or not?”

    Atsumu cusses under his breath.

    (And that pretty much encapsulates all the events that you’re about to read.)

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    04 Apr 2026

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    “I want to open our relationship.”

    Izuku blinked. “What?”

    ”I want an open marriage,” Shindo repeated, dictating every syllable, enunciating slowly— as if Izuku somehow hadn't heard him the first time.

     

    -or-

     

    Izuku is withering in a one-sided, open marriage with his piece of shit husband, Shindo.

    Katsuki decides to sweep Izuku off his feet while he has the chance.

     

    *inspired by those reddit posts on tiktok with the minecraft parkour in the background that are like “my (24M) spouse (25M) asked to open our marriage and now they want to close it because i found someone else that treats me like royalty”

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    20 Feb 2026

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    Location: Tokyo Penthouse, Minato Ward

    Salary: ¥650,000/month + room & board in luxury penthouse

    Hours: Full-time, flexible schedule including weekends and holidays

    Duties: Comprehensive household management, specialized cleaning, meal prep, guest coordination, and personal assistance to employer


    Atsumu is twenty-five, broke, chronically five minutes behind, and one existential crisis away from snapping. The last thing he needs is a mysterious job offer, a trench coat-wearing cryptid, or Sakusa Kiyoomi offering him a ride home. But here we are.

    A story about burnout, bizarre jobs, and falling in love somewhere between the coffee runs and breakdowns.

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    16 May 2025

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    “So you want me to watch him train?” Deku asks, yet his eerily glowing eyes don’t stray from Katsuki’s form. From the beads of sweat that are surely falling down his temples, cheeks. The burning red of his gaze. He doesn’t even wait for Best Jeanist’s response. “I won’t do such a thing.”

    Katsuki’s chest opens like a gap that threatens to swallow him inside molasses-like darkness. His knuckles feel ready to pop with the power of his fist-clenching, veins surfacing up his arms, under his stuffy black sweater. He can’t believe it’s come to this, to having to open his rigid mouth to utter a 'please' towards Pro Hero Deku and his wanna-be All Might self-

    “Unless,” Deku continues, expression morphing into discreet consideration. “I get to train you. That’s my condition.”

    Also dubbed as Bakugo Katsuki gets an unexpected mentor, a crush and a boyfriend, all in one year of U.A. hiatus.

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    10 Feb 2025

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    “What’s so funny, kid?” Eraser asked, more curious than confused. He tapped his fingers against the solid concrete as he waited for an explanation.

    “I just don’t see it,” Karma replied, his gaze falling back down to meet the hero’s. “He goes to the top Hero School in the world. He’s more heroic than I’ll ever be. Plus, I’m not that reckless,” he argued.

    “That stabbing from a few weeks ago tells me otherwise,” Eraser countered, making Karma roll his eyes.

    “It was a mild graze!” Karma exclaimed defensively. “And it’s not my fault I panicked after seeing the hostage,” he added as he crossed his arms and pouted dramatically.

    “You’re unbelievable,” Eraser sighed, making Karma laugh at his resignation.

    (or, after the events of the Sports Festival, Izuku, aka Karma, tries to find ways to get stronger. How that leads to him living a secret double life? He had no idea, but hey, he might as well enjoy it!).

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    04 Sep 2024