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The last thing Severus can remember is overhearing a prophecy in a dingy, goat-scented pub. Now there’s a James Potter clone with Lily’s eyes, a much aged Minerva McGonagall, and an infuriatingly familiar woman with frizzy hair all saying he is not a loyal Death Eater. Looking in a mirror proves that he is, indeed, suddenly pushing fifty. All in all, not his best day.
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27 Mar 2026
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Upon finding herself thrown back in time to 1987, Hermione decides to befriend a young Potions Master. He has other ideas.
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- Part 1 of Twelve Pomegranate Seeds
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23 Mar 2026
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The war is ended , and the world along with it. It wasn't the dark in the end , nor the light.
It was the muggles , and their cure for magic. How can they learn how to survive in a world where they are hunted for what they are.
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22 Mar 2026
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A decade after Voldemort's victory over Harry Potter, only a few people know Snape's true loyalties. His new wife is not one of them.
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22 Mar 2026
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"Sweetheart, don't you wanna talk to your mom or Annie or something? Or Johanna? Or literally any woman? I don't know what you expect me to say." Adventures in child-rearing from the perspective of everyone's favorite drunk.
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- Part 5 of The Ashes of District Twelve
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06 Mar 2026