Platypussary



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    Philomena Cunk interviews the vampire.

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    “Tomorrow—” It should sting. Should be outrageous, and yet it’s not. It’s—oddly relieving. It makes her laugh. “Make sure to cause a ruckus, then.”

    Elphaba’s eyebrows knit together, confusion flickering across her face. “I beg your pardon?”

    “A ruckus,” Glinda repeats, still fighting that strange bubble of laughter in her chest. “You know—chaos, mayhem, general disruption of carefully laid plans. That’s why you’re doing it tomorrow, no?”

    “Glinda.” Elphaba’s voice carries a note of wariness now. “Do you want me to cause a ruckus at your wedding? Because I will.”


    Or, Elphaba visits Glinda the night before her wedding, and Glinda desperately tries to fix things.

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    “Elphie, for once,” Glinda breathes, exasperated because she loves Elphaba’s unfailing moral compass but she also wants to smash it to pieces with a hammer sometimes. “For once in your entire life, can’t you just do the wrong thing?”

    or:
    Glinda wrestles with what goodness actually means while trying to navigate a world on the brink of collapse and falling in love with Oz's most wanted criminal.

    Canon compliant gelphie through the years, but crank up the gay yearning to its highest possible setting.

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    "How can I be of service?"

    Galinda’s face contorted in confusion.

    It spoke again, clearer this time. "How can I be of service?"

    Galinda opened her mouth, then immediately closed it. Was she supposed to answer that? She forced herself to look away, tried to ground herself. This is my room. I’m in my room. But then her eyes drifted back.

    Galinda shook her head. Then laughed—high-pitched, bordering on hysterical. “No. No, no, no—what?”

    She sucked in a breath. This is a dream. It has to be a dream.

    She muttered to herself, “I’m just horny and it’s been a while. This isn’t real. It isn’t real.”

    Or: If magic is intentional... how do you accidentally summon a succubus?

     

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    the wizard asks elphaba, “wouldn’t you like someone to take care of you?” but he doesn't know about glinda, about their nights together, about how glinda never hesitates.

    — (or, the “elphaba and glinda are hooking up on the regular during act ii” fic)

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