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  1. Public Bookmark 23

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    Winter has brought a deep chill to the castle. The holidays have brought an even colder one. What happens when two people are both only half a person?

    Title from "Half a Person" by The Smiths.

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    17 Sep 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 2

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    Draco Malfoy is doing fine. Really. He has his sleek life, his restored family name, and just enough sarcasm to cover the cracks. But when a lazy summer gathering at Malfoy Manor puts him in closer orbit with Harry Potter—of all people—his carefully controlled world begins to tilt. Potter doesn't want to be the golden boy anymore. And Draco? He’s not sure what he even wants; peace? more fame? or perhaps, Harry?
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    "You don't always have to play the sodding hero, Potter,"
    'And you don't have to treat yourself like a villain, Draco."

    (New Chapter Every Three-Seven Days!)

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    14 Aug 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 1

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    I found out ai fucking datascraped ao3, so I hope they enjoy this. Also wish that those tech bros get hit with the curse and get furry mpreg tentacle smut written abt them.

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    02 Jul 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 2

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    imma kms /j

    Joe is hiding the fact he's an alpha from his school.
    Trump is hiding the fact he's an omega fron his school.

    What happens when they fall for each other

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    02 Jul 2025

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    After a summer spent at the Dursleys with little to no contact with the Wizarding World, Harry is exhausted. He's been attacked by Dementors, his cousin got hurt and just to add insult to injury, Harry is stuck with an angry Vernon Dursley for the rest of the summer. Oh, and he needs to be resorted, because while he doesn't love the drama, the drama loves him.

    The Sorting Hat finally gets his way and a newly sorted Slytherin Harry Potter must now navigate new allies, old friendships and new enemies, all while surviving the O.W.L. year, the second most important year of wizarding education.

    Maybe getting expelled wouldn't have been so bad after all.

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    26 Jun 2025