PoeticallyIrritating
Fandoms
- Yellowjackets (TV) (66)
- Orphan Black (TV) (19)
- Severance (TV) (14)
- Taylor Swift (Musician) (10)
- Damages (US TV 2007) (6)
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Carol asks more questions about Zosia the individual. The answers are troubling.
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wild horses running through your hollow bones by PoeticallyIrritating
Fandoms: Pluribus (TV 2025)
20 Dec 2025
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Carol Sturka backstory/coming-of-age by way of a relationship chronicle.
For a long time she thinks she will never be able to tell the truth.
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After sleeping with Zosia in 1x08, Carol spirals.
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(still hanging off) the buckle on your belt by PoeticallyIrritating
Fandoms: Pluribus (TV 2025)
11 Dec 2025
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Carol has been assuming for six years that her mother is dead, but Zosia lets it slip—she's alive, and she's part of them.
Pre episode 4.
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Zosia reminds Carol of Camp Freedom Falls in more ways than one.
Recent series
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pattyellen weird gross surreal eroticism by PoeticallyIrritating
Fandom: Damages (US TV 2007)
20 Nov 2025
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pattyellen fics where they don't have sex but they do something else weird and it's sexy anyway.
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- 5,006
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- 2
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can i use you up? by twobirdsofficial (PoeticallyIrritating), twobirdsofficial
Fandom: Florence + the Machine, Taylor Swift (Musician)
07 Sep 2024
- Words:
- 3,448
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 2
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wouldn't know when to stop by twobirdsofficial (PoeticallyIrritating), twobirdsofficial
Fandom: Phoebe Bridgers (Musician), Taylor Swift (Musician)
10 Sep 2024
- Words:
- 3,270
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 2
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blood in my mouth (dripping like honey) by PoeticallyIrritating
Fandom: The Substance (2024)
30 Jul 2025
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Elisasue fics in which Elisabeth tries to terminate slightly earlier in the story and the results are somewhat less violent and more weird fucked up sexual.
- Words:
- 9,486
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
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Battleship 2025 by PoeticallyIrritating
Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV), Cendrillon ou La petite Pantoufle de Verre | Cinderella - Charles Perrault, Fairy Tales & Related Fandoms, Friends (TV), Once Upon a Time (TV), Original Work, Person of Interest (TV), Severance (TV), Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, The Substance (2024), We Have Always Lived in the Castle - Shirley Jackson, Yellowjackets (TV)
07 Aug 2025
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All 29 works that I wrote during the official and post-official catch-up portions of Battleship 2025. Shoutout Team Lemon!
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- 65,049
- Works:
- 27
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bound to your bedside, your eulogy singer by ToothpasteCheesecake
Fandoms: Pluribus (TV 2025)
19 Dec 2025
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Her fingers curl up, muscle memory, shifting in slow, cautious movements inside of you. Inside of your flesh, your muscle, your torso. Inside of a unit of flesh, a unit of muscle, a unit of bones. You are, of course, simply another unit of muscle—-but you are a unit of muscle with Her buried deep inside, the second best thing to a joining.
Bookmarked by PoeticallyIrritating
20 Dec 2025
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“We can help,” Zosia said, suddenly right behind her. Carol jumped, then relaxed when she felt Zosia’s hand rest on her back. “Here,” she whispered.
Her fingers were cool as she brushed the hair away from Carol’s face, soothing in their slow pace, their gentle touch. Carol winced as the room began to spin, and Zosia pouted.
“Shh, Carol,” she murmured. Carol whined, but Zosia just guided her by the back while she cooed. “Let us help.”
(carol gets too drunk. zosia takes care of her.)
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12 Dec 2025
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“Always so willing.”
She said it like it was a bad thing; it hit like praise nonetheless, both body and mind swelling with something itchy and full. Happy to be of assistance. Someone else’s drug-addicted itch. Uncanny how similar they were, these biological imperatives.
“Whatever you need, Carol.”
(zosia indulges carol and gets something out of it)
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02 Dec 2025
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The prompt was a tuxedo and a cigar. Deborah Vance has decided to oblige. Ava may not make it through the night, but what a way to go. Right?
Bookmarked by PoeticallyIrritating
30 Nov 2025
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WARNING: This may read as dub- or non-con at first, but that's not really what's happening, trust me.
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- English
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- 3,227
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Bookmarked by PoeticallyIrritating
30 Nov 2025