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This is my 50th fic!! Ahh!! So excited!
David and Patrick are at Fashion Week in NYC, though they barely see any of it.
It's just a lot of sex in a bathroom, their Uber, and then the hotel room. There really is no plot.
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David is trying to cook a big pot of chili and things go a little awry...
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Dan and Eugene Levy had just accepted the Emmy for Outstanding Comedy Series on September 2020, just five months after the series wrapped, though our hearts don't want to accept that this is truly goodbye.
This is the cast celebrating their giant victory through happy tears. That's it. That's the fic.
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Stevie speaks first after she lets out a low whistle. “Wow. Do I want to know how that happened?”
“How what happened, Stevie?”
“How that happened, David. He was clearly on a date with you and you messed it all up being, you know, you!”
What if Patrick panicked and bolted when Stevie joined their date?
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“I see something in your eyes, Mr. Brewer-Rose. What are you thinking?” David asked, suspiciously.
“Just how lucky I am to be your husband,” Patrick replied, with a devious glint in his eyes.
“No... I mean, yes, that’s true, but you have that look like you do when you’re up to something!”
“I’m not doing anything,” he said, leaning up to kiss David’s cheek.Patrick was definitely up to something.
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Before David and Patrick were an item, Patrick once saw David before he donned a sweater and pompadour for the day.
What if David got annoyed that Patrick saw him before he was ready to be seen?
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“Oh my god, what just happened?!” Patrick exclaimed.
“I just saved your life is what just happened! Keep your hands behind your back, Patrick.” David snapped.
“I was just fixing…”
“We have been married for like five minutes. I cannot be a widower, Patrick!” David grimaced.
Patrick and David take a Honeymoon to Nassau and swim with sharks.
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"I can fix it!" Patrick said emphatically as if he were Fix-it Felix. Everyone in the room laughed. David was still signing the paperwork to get the truck driver out of the door in an effort to keep the mud and rain out.
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Rose Apothecary is getting a furniture shipment and Patrick thinks he can fix part of the cabinet that comes undone.
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David is being literally dragged to the Finals for American Ninja Warrior, of which her current boyfriend, Tyler Cavanaugh, is a contestant. David finds that he likes watching a particular competitor.
Alternate Universe - Patrick has muscles and uses them as a competitor/contestant for American Ninja Warrior for the National Finals in Las Vegas and meets a tall, dark, and handsome stranger.
The American Ninja Warrior part is very small compared to the rest of the fic. You don’t need to know ANW to enjoy this fic.
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Patrick takes David for a romantic hike where David gets understandably emotional and sentimental. But it isn't just for the reason you may think...
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An AU where Patrick Brewer meets Ken before David Rose. Ken has feelings for Patrick and Patrick just wants to remain friends. He is really enjoying getting to know the business owner of Rose Apothecary.
Just because someone looks great on paper and seems like the right person doesn't actually mean they are the right one for you.
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They both sighed into the kiss and Patrick felt he had enough of David’s lips on his that he could open the blanket a little more to trail open mouth kisses down his torso.
The mixture of the cool, slick of Patrick’s tongue paired with his hot mouth made David shiver while Patrick was exploring him. Fingers on both sides of David, tickling him with the lightest of brushes. He groaned, finding a tuft of Patrick’s curls to pull on, causing Patrick to laugh into David’s hip bone as his tongue thrust into a pulse point. David involuntarily arched into it, whimpering when Patrick’s tongue slowly dragged away.
“What is it, my love,” Patrick asked, his words muffled into David’s skin.
“Please, honey.”
OR When Patrick takes his husband glamping for a romantic getaway, Patrick wakes him up using David's favorite maneuver.
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"Okay," Patrick said as he took a sip of coffee. "This is not working anymore. I think it's time we look for an apartment." Blinking, taking in that last phrase, David sat stunned.
"Oh. Okay, I mean if that's what you want-"
"Well I think it's more of a need at this point, David. Been thinking about it for a while."
"Oh..."
Oh.Patrick and David were abruptly disturbed that morning from Patrick's roommate, Ray Butani, who walked in on them while in bed. Patrick blurted out his intentions to look for someplace with more privacy. In this canon-divergent fix-it, some real communication takes place between our beloved characters. Plus other milestones. There's just a lot of sweet, fluffy goodness.
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Schitt's Creek was nearly shut down save for the absolute necessities and essential workers. David Rose and his father Johnny did their best to respect the guidelines from the Prime Minister, but it was making the Roses stir crazy.
David takes morning walks to clear his head and literally stumbles into serendipity.OR the AU we all knew would happen eventually
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Patrick is decorating the Christmas tree throughout the years of his life with special trinkets he has collected in his relationship with Rachel and then with David Rose. There is a lot of reflection going through all of the different ornaments and this is a nostalgic story of finding love, staying in love, getting married, and starting a family. These young men have had an incredible journey of finding themselves and then each other.
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“Will you lay with me? Cuddle for a minute?”
“David, I have to get to work.”
“I know, just a minute, please?”
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Patrick wanted the message clear this time in his apartment with his fiancé. If he couldn’t get the message across in words, he would do it in a way David would understand.
“Do I need to get the whiskey,” David asked with a crooked smile on his face and then looked down at his feet, kicking an invisible rock. It was endearing almost, but this was twice now that Jake had kissed David in front of him, believing it was appropriate. It was also the second time Patrick had seen David close his eyes and lean into the kiss with Jake and the second time David made the offer for Patrick to sleep with another man. That all changed today.
“David, get over here and stand at the door, please.”
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It was the end of the night of their bachelor party.
Champagne consumed, everyone ushered out the door.But there was a letter on the bed waiting for him.
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Breathe me in, Breathe me out by Point_of_no_return for SCfangirl
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
17 Jan 2020
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Patrick and David are going hard and heavy on Patrick’s Queen sized, metal- framed bed.
They break the bed, of course, because they’re wild animals all over each other. That’s the story.
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Title and work are based on the song “Ring of Fire” by Johnny Cash. This AU fic takes place in Schitt's Creek- David Rose opens the store with very little help and tries to fix the light fixture before the grand opening. There is an electrical fire and the EMT and Firefighter off duty, Patrick Brewer comes to David and his store's rescue. Eventually there will be mature chapters.