PoliteMenacePhD
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NOTE: On hiatus again, I'm so sorry! Last few chapters are being polished up. I'll be back soon, thank you so much for the patience. <3
It is seven months before the events of Iron Lung.
You are a C.O.I convict, serving two years' penance for a petty crime. After an outbreak in your already over-cramped prison, you are forced to relocate to a new holding cell on the ship. The only issue is that this cell is already inhabited.
Your new cellmate is known only as the Convict. A Brother of Eden, and a butcher of men. He is everything you’ve been raised to hate, and you are everything he was raised to despise. However, in such close and heated proximity, you quickly realize that human nature has little concern for factions or sides.
Through a series of events leading up to his final day, the man once known as Simon is forced to explore his traumatic past, his conflicted present, and the future he yearns to be worthy of, as you both navigate a difficult and untenable relationship.
In a dying world, you must hold on to anything. Even if it hurts you.
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Arachnophilia by PoliteMenacePhD
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies)
31 Jan 2026
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You're a new recruit to the spider society, and you've just been sent on your first mission on one condition: Do not contact Miguel's variant in this universe.
When your mission goes wrong you break that rule very quickly, desperate for help, only to find that Miguel's variant here is not what you expected. He's stoic but kind, awkward but sincere, and he's also an enormous human-spider hybrid: a drider.
You decide to continue seeing Miguel in secret, with the rest of the society unaware. You really want to stay friends after all. That is, until Miguel suddenly goes into a rut.
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A Fortunate Mistake II by PoliteMenacePhD
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies)
06 Jun 2024
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It's been seven years since the defeat of the Spot, seven years since Miguel O'Hara resigned from the Spider Society in order to raise his family with you. Now older and at peace he's learning how to be a good father again.
But his mistake with the canon has continued to spread like a virus. A new society of spider people, the cult of canon, has organised under the shared goal of putting everything back to the way it was, even if it means destroying people who don't fit into their ideal narrative.
With his family under threat Miguel reluctantly returns to the HQ in order to fix his mistake, once and for all, but the pressure of this new threat threatens to tear them all apart.
As the weight of Miguel's legacy as Spiderman is passed down to his children, as you are faced again with the reality of the world you stepped into and the man you chose to have a family with, as you are all faced with this existential threat, you have only each other to hold on to.
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- Part 2 of Miguel x Reader Series
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You're alone with Miguel in his office, and you decide to ask one simple question that's been plaguing your mind:
Is your boss really a vampire?
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The Surrogate by PoliteMenacePhD
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies)
29 Apr 2024
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Miguel and Peter want a third child, and apparently they've run out of options. That is, except for you, their friend and colleague. They offer to cover everything related to the pregnancy, and the pay is life-changing. There's just one catch: they went to concieve with you naturally.
(AU where Miguel and Peter are together and have Gabi and May as their daughters, and are now looking to have another kid together)
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Monster!Miguel Series by PoliteMenacePhD
Fandom Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies)
09 Feb 2024
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Miguel x Reader Series by PoliteMenacePhD
Fandom Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies)
06 Jun 2024
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Where Miguel denounced the spider part of him, wearing his sheep suit well, it was easier to project those feelings onto those who couldn’t afford the same luxury, and he made sure that Mig never forgot who the real monster was.
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- Part 8 of sm2099
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Bookmarked by PoliteMenacePhD
28 Feb 2024
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Iconic. Flawless. Someone braver than me finally did it.
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Eawynn’s Catastrophically Disastrous Wedding by themediaevalmonk
Fandoms: Original Work, Viktor Athelstan's Tales From The Monastery Universe
27 Nov 2023
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A gay medieval monk returns home with his lover to attend his ex-fiancé's wedding...and said ex-fiancé is determined to get him back.
EDIT 9/7/2025: Maldwyn's name has been changed to be more historically accurate.
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- Part 4 of Tales From The Monastery
Bookmarked by PoliteMenacePhD
10 Oct 2023
Bookmarker's Notes
we stan these gay monks in this house fr fr