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    Percy is twelve years old and the only living Prophet of Apollo. His favourite game is making gods bluescreen. This summer, things are going to be not so great. Then something bad will happen. Then things will get much better! Being able to know the future, kinda really sucks. Can he go home yet?

    Clarisse is thirteen years old. She still has no idea how it happened, but when she was eight, a seven year old announced he was keeping her and for some reason his guardian let him? Now, when that same kid asks if she’s coming along for the ride, what can she do but say yes?

    Lee’s kid(s) are being press-ganged into a quest by an angry god. He knows what’s coming in three years. He’s known for nearly six years. He’s been preparing this whole time. He’s done all he can and now he has to sit back and watch his too young kid(s) start walking their own path. He’s definitely not panicking.

    Hades thinks his new nephew is the very image of his brother. Right down to the mischievous streak. Bringing rubber balls for Cerberus? Really?

    Dionysus has no idea how he’s ended up emotionally attached to not one, but two demigod brats that are not his own. And one is a war kid? The world must be ending!

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    02 Aug 2026

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    Dad, still lethargic and looking a little pale and clammy, moves to sit by the edge of the bed with Percy, wrapped in his blanket. “You aren’t supposed to see me like this.”

    Percy presses another wine can into Dad’s hands and doesn’t relent until Dad takes it. “...Has this happened before? Do Castor and Pollux know?”

    Dad opens the can and takes a swig. “...Your brothers found out after a few times. But the barrier can’t fail or else the other gods would have my ass and not in a good way. I can deal with it.”

    The desperation that Percy felt earlier turns into stubborn determination. “What can I do to help?”


    Or: Thalia’s tree is poisoned and Grover is in danger. When Dionysus refuses to let Percy go on a quest to help save camp and find Grover, Percy turns to Poseidon for help.

    And the Lord of the Sea is all too happy to oblige.

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    28 Jul 2026

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    Percy was four years old the first time his dreams led him to his many-great-grandmother’s chambers- a woman long dead yet somehow still seated in front of him, fingers grasping at her hair tightly as she wails about a wooden horse on the beach while her servants look on in pity. He feels the weight of something ancient and heavy settle on his shoulders in that moment.

    He was in his 1st grade classroom when his teacher screamed at him for making up lies about gods and monsters and scaring the other children. He was eight when his mother's own visions become too much for her to bear.

    He's at Yancy when Grover Underwood finally finds him and says "I believe you" for the first time. And as Percy begins to feel lighter, that ancient weight that has followed him his whole life slowly dissipating, he realizes that being believed can be just as horrifying as being thought mad.

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    28 Jul 2026

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    When the woman returned with the baby boy in her arms, Poseidon loomed over his shoulder and Dionysus somehow resisted the urge to scoff as he examined the baby boy. His uncle’s overprotective streak wasn’t ending anytime soon.

    The boy’s hair was black, certain to be unruly. But the bigger issue was the eyes. The boy inherited his father’s sea green eyes and would instantly give him away. “The eyes have to go.”

    Both the woman and Poseidon tense and the wine god doesn’t resist scoffing this time. “As in his eye color! Did you think I meant gouging his eyes out?!”


    Or: In order to hide Percy’s parentage, Poseidon convinces Dionysus to claim Percy instead.

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    27 Jul 2026

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    Rated teen for minor swearing. Based off of @lenamassuda on tik tok.

    “Mr. D is not your father.”
    “I could be”

    Chiron shook his head in exasperation, “You do realize that you have now claimed Percy?”

    He shrugged, “So what, I’m not Peters father.”

    “Legally, you have claimed him,” Chiron explained, “he is technically yours now.”

    Dionysus’s carefree grin slid off his face, “what?”

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    Percy now has two godly parents (who don’t quite get along) to deal with while struggling to find Zeus’s missing lightning bolt. This is certainly an interesting summer

     

    1/4/26
    Slow updates but not abandoned!

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    26 Jul 2026