Probably_not_Captain_Kirk
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Not That I Loved Caesar Less… by Probably_not_Captain_Kirk
Fandoms: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
16 Mar 2026
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"Not that I loved Caesar less, but that I loved Rome more." ~ Julius Caesar, Act III, Scene II
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After being rescued form the Dominion's simulation, Julian can't stop ruminating on the events that never took place, especially the death of Garak.
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Somehow, this was Garak’s fault. Garak had ruined his chances with four different dates now.
He ran a hand through his hair as he leaned against the door. This time, Garak had managed to ruin his date without even being there!Fueled by a new fire, he set his jaw and marched out of his quarters.
(Julian's date dumps him after she sees the absolutely, 100% purely-platonic paintings of him and Garak in Keiko’s garden hanging his quarters)
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After O'Brien's suicide attempt, Bashir can't help but dwell on "what if's" and "why didn't I".
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When Garak got home, Julian was waiting by the door for him.
“Did you wait there for me all day, dear?” He asked, giving him a hello kiss.
“Well, no. Ah... about that..."
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An Elegant Weapon by Anguilliformes
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
28 Jun 2020
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A close call on Teth inspires High Jedi General Obi-Wan Kenobi to teach Marshal Commander Cody how to use a lightsaber. There are a lot of unforeseen consequences, but the Force always has a plan...
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an injury to one by deniigiq
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
14 Dec 2021
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“They must receive an allowance from the Order,” Kote said.
“How much, then?” Rex asked up at him.
Kote tipped his head and just stared into Rex’s eyes endlessly, the way he did when people asked him questions that made him want to swallow them whole with their own ignorance.
“No way of knowing without intrusive measures,” he determined.
“We gotta ask one,” Bly translated for Rex.
(The troopers make a discovery of the fiscal variety, which causes them to realize that they may have more in common with the jedi than they previously thought.)
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your atomic god by TallNegotiations (dionova)
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
27 May 2022
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The code of a clone is a simple thing: you were made to die for the Republic, for the Jedi. Make the most of the time you have before that.
Cody, who picked his own name, who paints his armor in simple brush strokes, whose hand has never fit anything more perfectly than a blaster grip, figures out how to make the most of it.
And maybe there's a matchmaking lightsaber somewhere in there to help along the way.
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Convince Them All (Convince Me Too) by TapeMonkey21
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
31 Dec 2025
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When Obi-Wan Kenobi is called on to complete an undercover mission to discover Separatist involvement on a neutral resort planet, Cody volunteers to help him—not realizing that the planet is exclusively designed for romantic partners. Never one to back down from a mission, both Obi-Wan and Cody agree to pose as a couple for as long as it takes to uncover the Separatists' plans for the planet.
There are... several problems with this. Cody has never even kissed another person before, let alone been in a romantic relationship—posing as his General's husband will somehow be easy, hard, and impossible all at the same time.
For the Republic, right?
Bookmarked by Probably_not_Captain_Kirk
18 May 2026
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Best codywan fics of all time!
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That Something Lovers Call Fate by TapeMonkey21
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
14 Feb 2025
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When a mission to an uncharted planet goes wrong, the only way for Obi-Wan to get his dear Marshal Commander safely off the planet is to, well, marry him according to the planet's customs. As they say, when on a new planet, do as the locals do.
Written for Codywan First Kiss Bingo 2025, combining the "Rough Kiss," "Loving Kiss," and "Tearful Kiss" prompts. Happy Valentine's Day!
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