ProfessorESP
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- Red vs. Blue (2)
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Ed knows his father is probably important. When Al was really little, Mom would say that his job was gluing Xerxes back together whenever it broke. As far as Ed's' concerned, that's still a shitty excuse for leaving for ten years.
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People always told Zeetha to bare the marks her sword sisters gave her with pride; her biggest defiance was wearing her twin's touch just as openly.
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- Part 2 of Color Palettes
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In the span of a little less than ten minutes, Kay had stolen a carriage, kidnapped a princess, and fought off a group of deadly assassins. All in all, it was a very interesting first date.
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a spoonful of diamonds by ProfessorESP
Fandoms: Teen Titans (Animated Series), Young Justice (Cartoon)
03 May 2018
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Concept: mundane au where Malchior is Raven’s shitty ex who corners her in a restaurant and Kaldur is a line cook who pretends to be the boyfriend she’s waiting for so he can smuggle her into the back room “until his shift ends.” The twenty minutes it takes for Malchior to finally leave are spent with Kaldur making little glances at her every time he has a spare moment (just to check she’s okay. Obviously) while threatening to dump sauce on all the co-workers who tell him to give her his number, and Raven repeatedly making accidental eye contact with him as she recounts to the Titans group chat how this extremely beautiful man saved her from The Dragon and everyone tells her to make out with him because they’re terrible friends.
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drop a lifelong curse on your own last name by ProfessorESP
Fandoms: Girl Genius (Webcomic)
02 May 2018
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Violetta should have known that Tarvek would try to burn off his name as soon as it showed up, the idiot. Didn't he know that was supposed to be her job?
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A collection of platonic & romantic soulmate aus, where your first touch leaves a mark of color on their skin that varies in intensity based on the importance of the bond and their effect on your life.
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Shortly after being released from prison on a technicality, Kristoph Gavin is found dead in his home.
Prosecutor Apollo Justice and defense attorney Klavier Gavin are not on the case. It absolutely is not up to them to find out who shot Kristoph.
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20 Dec 2025
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listen, there's a hell of a universe next door by storm_petrel
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy, The Mandalorian (TV)
07 Nov 2021
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As it turns out, no one ever taught Luke how to tie a little green baby to his back one-handed, but Luke thinks he's pretty gods-damned good at problem-solving under pressure, thank you, and the baby is at least semi-cooperative. When he's sure the kid is strapped in as tight as he can get, Luke pauses, and reaches back. His fingers graze the wide point of the baby's fuzzy ear. "Well, kid," says Luke, and his voice is a little rough, but not bad, all things considered. "Carrying you on my back while getting the absolute banthashit kicked out of me, at least this feels familiar."
The baby coos in his ear, and then kicks him hard in the kidney. Yoda used to do the exact same thing. Somehow, it's a lot more endearing now.
Or: Luke Skywalker solves a number of life-or-death problems, makes some new friends, falls abruptly in love, and gets shot into space, all in the same day.
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- Part 1 of it's a hell of a universe
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The Wanderer and the Seer by aiden_ng for Door
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types
07 Jan 2022
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Din Djarin is temporarily relieved of a single dad's responsibilities, only to be saddled with the much greater responsibilities of Mand'alor. Temporarily. Hopefully.
This is not the story of a great man becoming king; it's the story of some dude finding his place in the galaxy, freedom, and personal happiness through having some goddamn decency and good manners. Also the power of love, or whatever.
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Of all the ways Obi-Wan had dreamed of his Knighting, he never imagined it would be the Queen of Naboo who would cut his braid.
[A missing scene from the end of The Phantom Menace.]
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26 Nov 2025
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All I've Learned by buryyourgaydar
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Apr 2025
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In the interest of fostering good relations between humans and demons, the Peak Lords of Cang Qiong Mountain Sect have been cordially invited to the wedding of the demon king of the North.
This wouldn't be a problem if Shang Qinghua had gotten around to telling any of his martial siblings it was his wedding they'd be attending.
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20 Nov 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
“My king,” Shang Qinghua asked sweetly. “Would you still love me if I was stupid?”
“You’re already stupid,” Mobei-jun said