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Shortly after being released from prison on a technicality, Kristoph Gavin is found dead in his home.
Prosecutor Apollo Justice and defense attorney Klavier Gavin are not on the case. It absolutely is not up to them to find out who shot Kristoph.
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20 Dec 2025
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listen, there's a hell of a universe next door by storm_petrel
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy, The Mandalorian (TV)
07 Nov 2021
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As it turns out, no one ever taught Luke how to tie a little green baby to his back one-handed, but Luke thinks he's pretty gods-damned good at problem-solving under pressure, thank you, and the baby is at least semi-cooperative. When he's sure the kid is strapped in as tight as he can get, Luke pauses, and reaches back. His fingers graze the wide point of the baby's fuzzy ear. "Well, kid," says Luke, and his voice is a little rough, but not bad, all things considered. "Carrying you on my back while getting the absolute banthashit kicked out of me, at least this feels familiar."
The baby coos in his ear, and then kicks him hard in the kidney. Yoda used to do the exact same thing. Somehow, it's a lot more endearing now.
Or: Luke Skywalker solves a number of life-or-death problems, makes some new friends, falls abruptly in love, and gets shot into space, all in the same day.
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- Part 1 of it's a hell of a universe
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The Wanderer and the Seer by aiden_ng for Door
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types
07 Jan 2022
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Din Djarin is temporarily relieved of a single dad's responsibilities, only to be saddled with the much greater responsibilities of Mand'alor. Temporarily. Hopefully.
This is not the story of a great man becoming king; it's the story of some dude finding his place in the galaxy, freedom, and personal happiness through having some goddamn decency and good manners. Also the power of love, or whatever.
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Of all the ways Obi-Wan had dreamed of his Knighting, he never imagined it would be the Queen of Naboo who would cut his braid.
[A missing scene from the end of The Phantom Menace.]
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26 Nov 2025
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All I've Learned by buryyourgaydar
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Apr 2025
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In the interest of fostering good relations between humans and demons, the Peak Lords of Cang Qiong Mountain Sect have been cordially invited to the wedding of the demon king of the North.
This wouldn't be a problem if Shang Qinghua had gotten around to telling any of his martial siblings it was his wedding they'd be attending.
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20 Nov 2025
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“My king,” Shang Qinghua asked sweetly. “Would you still love me if I was stupid?”
“You’re already stupid,” Mobei-jun said
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peerless cucumber discord server by envyenvy
Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Jan 2025
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Essek Thelyss comes to Soltryce to deliver guest lectures and, on the side, cultivate the brand new Archmage of Domestic Protections. He’s hoping that Caleb Widogast will oblige him by picking up his predecessor’s interest in conspiring to steal Luxon beacons, after so rudely murdering Da’leth mere weeks before the culmination of their schemes.
Essek is prepared for espionage. He is not prepared to find a love that will change the course of his life.
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04 Nov 2025
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“You accused me of treating this like a game. I am sorry if I’ve led you to believe that it is only a game—though I won't deny that part of it is.” Bren gives a disarming smile. “My life is either games or murder, after all.”
“Or mail fraud,” Thelyss says dryly, not even a little disarmed.
“The mail fraud is a sort of game as well.”
A sigh. “Is this your way of telling me that you intend to continue playing?”
Bren smiles again, sharper. “If you would let me.”(In which Bren Aldric Ermendrud decides to seduce the Shadowhand and finds that the best way to convince someone to be vulnerable with you is to be vulnerable in turn.)
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- Part 1 of aBiA
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02 Nov 2025
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It used to be if you don't like it you could leave by thought
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
19 Oct 2021
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In which the humans do a politics, the Xhorhasians learn about potato's, and everyone decides five hundred years of living in disguise and on the run isn't actually a great life plan, Essek.
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31 Oct 2025
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"Pfft," says Jester. "You agreed to teach Caleb your super secret magic like, the second time you met him, even though he was a stinky Zemnian human. You've definitely been writing 'Mr. Essek Widogast' in your spellbook."
"He was not stinky," Essek says, weakly. "Someone dressed him up, it was very challenging for me."
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It starts like this: Essek, in a fit of lonely idiocy, agrees to partake in a honeypot scheme with the Mighty Nein. It goes about as smoothly as he should have expected.
It evolves to this: by decree of Deirta Thelyss, Verin is tasked with protecting his brother and his brother’s friends(??) as they parlay with the Children of Malice over the diplomatic incident they caused. Verin remembers his brother being much more of an aloof douche and much less of a floating disaster.
Or: In a reality where the Mighty Nein do a stop in Xhorhas prior to meeting up with DeRogna, Essek agrees to help with one side quest and ends up with a lover, a brother, and a fight with a god.
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“I used to ask Judge every day what I did to deserve this,” King thunders. “Do you know what he finally told me?!”
Sanji’s chest wracks with something dangerously close to a sob. “He said it’s because you were born!”
And despite all his grace, King stumbles –– like an angel cast out of heaven, taking his first wobbly steps on mortal ground. It’s clear he thought the question was rhetorical from the way he wavers, “How did you know that?” like he hadn’t even expected an answer, let alone the right one.
Sanji tries to respond, but he looks at King and sees a twisted science experiment, and sees––god, fuck, himself. Sees a man who spent his childhood strapped to a surgical table, and it was the closest thing he had to being held.
This is it. He has nothing left to hide. Sanji reaches a precious hand into the Pandora’s box inside his soul and rips it open, lets the ruins fly.
“Because he said the same thing to me!”
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In an alternate universe, King fights Sanji instead of Zoro during the Raid on Onigashima. There, they discover how true the phrase 'I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy' can really be.
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“You’re feisty; I like feisty. It’d be fun. I’d show you a good time. It might help you relax a little. And, you make the best damn lamb shanks I’ve ever put in my mouth, and I gotta pay you back for that somehow.”
Ringing silence. Sanji’s half-finished cig drops from his slack lips and rolls into the sea, another tragic casualty of familiarly insane logic. What, is it hereditary or something? “There are,” he tries weakly, when it’s clear that Ace is done and waiting for a response, “so many other ways to do that.”
Impishly, Ace tallies up another finger. “And you blush cute.”
“I’ll gut you.”
“But I taste bad.”
“I won’t know that until I try.”
Glee lights up Ace’s face. Sanji weighs the merits of going overboard to retrieve his cigarette.
Or: Ace fucks around. Sanji finds out.
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Like Cats and Dogs by PitViperOfDoom
Fandoms: One Piece, His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman
27 Jul 2016
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It should be easy to judge a man by the shape of his soul, but Strawhat Luffy spits in the face of logic and predictability.
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Ivy and Seaweed and Moss, Oh My by orphan_account
Fandoms: One Piece (Live Action TV 2023), One Piece (Anime & Manga)
21 Sep 2023
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Kuina is seven years old the first time she says, "I wish I was a boy."
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"You could have been the best," Papa says, looking at her with a sad expression.
Kuina blinks. Her pride and eagerness start to wilt. "But… but I am going to be the best!"
"A girl can't be the best, Kuina."
"Well, I'll be a boy then," she decides, resolute. "I'd rather be a boy anyway!"
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Roronoa Zoro considers himself a simple man.
It wasn't always that way.
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- Part 1 of There's No Place Like Home
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06 Sep 2025
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"Zoro is trans" okay
"Kuina lives and is transmasc" I'm listening
"Zoro is post-transition Kuina" HELLO I WOULD LIKE TO SUBSCRIBE TO YOUR NEWSLETTER -
Sea Glass by Triscribe
Fandom: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
12 Apr 2025
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see it in your eyes (You Were Born to Fly) by Triscribe
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
14 Aug 2025
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When Shanks and his crew first arrive at the quiet little fishing village where Vice Admiral Garp is rumored to spend his vacation time, there’s a kid on the dock who waves so enthusiastically at their incoming ship that he slips off the damp boards and topples into the water. Instantly, two smaller kids (who definitely weren’t waving) yelp and jump after him, grabbing the flailing kid’s arms in an effort to drag him towards dry land.
It’s funny, but not so funny Shanks doesn’t feel kinda bad, so he leaps down to help.
Which is how he meets nine year old Monkey D. Luffy, and his adopted six year old brothers, Ace and Sabo.
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Girls can beat boys, her big sister had said, but women can’t beat men.
“If you take on that blade,” Koshiro tells her finally, “then you agree to take on Kuina’s legacy. Is that what you really wish to do?”
Of course Zoro will take on Kuina’s legacy. That’s always been their destiny, so she nods, and Koshiro smiles and bestows Wado Ichimonji on her. “Welcome to the family, Shimotsuki Zoro,” he tells her.
And that’s the exact moment her life goes to shit.
The one where Luffy doesn’t meet a rogue bounty hunter strung up in Shells Town— instead, his first crewmate is a vicious swordswoman trapped in a loveless marriage, struggling to break free from the restrictive traditions of her village.
or, Roronoa Zoro’s guide to getting a divorce.
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Human children raised in Faerie will eventually become fae. Fae children raised in the human world will likely become outcasts.
Sanji may be a human raised in his own world, but he's spent every day of the last nine years with one of the fair folk, soaking up the magic Zeff left behind in everything he touched. He's not sure what he became at Baratie.
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- Part 2 of salt and honey
Bookmarked by ProfessorESP
02 Sep 2025
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Emperor Ex Machina. by Lanna Michaels (lannamichaels)
Fandoms: Vorkosigan Saga - Lois McMaster Bujold
24 Dec 2023
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Gregor Vorbarra lurks on group chats.
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09 Jul 2025
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Jinu can't keep his human form intact when he's between Rumi's thighs.
Bookmarked by ProfessorESP
05 Jul 2025