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Take Your Chances, I'll Take Mine. by orphan_account, Profrock for Profrock
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
26 Jun 2017
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Dan Hates Phil. Phil Lester, the boy who, frustratingly, got the best marks in the class yet never actually studied. Dan’s hands clenched in anger just thinking about it. Phil Lester, who was always surrounded with friends, despite being part of the chess club, debate team, and practically any other nerdy extracurricular activity you could think of. Everyone, even the stereotypical 'cool kids’ liked, or at least respected him. Dan definitely didn’t hate him because of the way him, biting his lips, didn’t distracted him. Dan definitely didn’t hate him because of the bubbly feeling he didn’t give him in his stomach, because Dan definitely wasn’t gay.
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Dan is a young prodigy in the field of marine biology. One day, after coming back from a regular day of observing and cataloging cephalopod migration habits, Dan gets a call from a woman. Her name is Marissa, and she has found something that will shake the world of science to its very core. What is the proper etiquette for falling in love with a fairytale, anyways?
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This isn't love. Somewhere, inside of himself, Yoonbum knows this, knows this as an undeniable fact.
But he still hopes. Could it be?
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It’s not a ritual, per se, for Chris to take Viktor out somewhere the second night before the short program, but it happens more often than not. Usually it's harmless fun – a nice dinner, an opera – until one year, it's a strip club?
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Dan finds something a bit more than unexpected when a clip he’s filming in Phil’s room goes horribly wrong.
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Sin Is Merely A Matter Of Perspective by Profrock
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
11 Jul 2016
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Phil had a problem. He says “had” because it was true, he did, but it was past now, and he wanted to get passed it himself. It wasn’t exactly the type of problem that one could just wave away however, and the choices he made years ago still affected him to that day.
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"My friend bet me twenty dollars that I wouldn’t walk up to a random underclassmen and ask them to prom, well now I’m twenty dollars richer and no, that doesn’t invalidate the offer, you’re actually kind of cute.”
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Phil wants to kiss Dan. Like, a lot. Phil doesn’t know if Dan wants to kiss him back. The obvious answer: have Louise set up a terribly complicated game akin to seven minutes in heaven - but anonymous - and hope for the best. But oh, the best is yet to come.
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Dan and Phil are Jedi apprentices at the Academy. Things get... interesting when a training duel gets out of hand...
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AU where Dan runs an aesthetic shitpost blog and Phil runs a famous aesthetic plant blog. One day, Phil follows Dan back and they get to talking...
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Dan is stuck. Dead-end job, boyfriend who left him, nothing is going how he planned. And then a sexy stranger in an even sexier car obliterates Dan's whole life going a hundred and twenty miles per hour, and all he can go is hold on tight.
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"What would you do with thirty seconds left to live?"
"I would ring Phil."
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“I want you to not come.”
Dan groaned, flexing his fingers uselessly. “That’s kind of what we’ve been doing for that past God-knows-how-long.”
“No,” Phil said, and Dan instinctively froze at the word. “I want to you not come until I say so on Saturday night.”
Dan’s eyes flew open, and his jaw dropped. “You can’t be serious.”
“I am.” Phil kept his gaze steady on Dan. “Completely and totally serious.”
“Phil, it’s fucking Sunday.”
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- Part 2 of I Know You Know
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Prompt: I was half asleep in my psychology class the other day and called my professor daddy by accident, when I realized what I said I looked up and he just winked and walked away.
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- Part 1 of I Know You Know
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Tripping Over My Own Two Feet by Profrock
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
12 Nov 2015
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Daniel Howell is just about the definition of awkward. Every particle of dust or minutely raised floor tile he could possibly trip over he did, and his gangly limbs and tendency to flail expansively when speaking passionately – something he did quite a lot – led to more than a few busted noses and miffed classmates. That combined with his dry, cynical humor led many people to worry for him, as well as the safety of the people he was with. Daniel Howell was a walking hazard, and he knew that well.
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Phil's best friend is getting married. How can one song change so many lives forever?
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Long Nights And Worse Days by Profrock
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
27 Aug 2015
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Dan can't sleep.
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Some part of Phil is fully aware of the fact that he’s probably being a total asshole, jamming the ‘close door’ button on the one working elevator the building has as a young guy runs towards it. He yells to hold the door and Phil pretends to not hear it, fiddling with his phone for good measure. The guy is flushed and panting, out of breath from sprinting to catch the lift. He narrows his eyes at Phil, who pointedly ignores him.
Then Phil decides the gods have abandoned him as the guy reaches out and deliberately presses every single button. Phil wonders if it's possible to commit suicide with nothing but the contents of his briefcase. He doubts it.
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Phil Lester is an assassin. Dan Howell just so happens to be in his way.
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Not Like The Movies Said It Would Be by Profrock
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
12 Aug 2015
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“Phil! There’s a freaking frog on my bedside table, this better not be your fault or I will put cat hair in your sheets!”
He rolled over to look at the amphibian. Familiar, intelligent blue eyes stared back.
"Of course Phil," Dan groaned. "Only you would somehow manage to go and get yourself turned into a frog before nine in the morning."