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How Fred and George Accidentally Befriended a Wannabe Dark Lord by map_of_mysteries
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Aug 2021
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Fred opened the book and began to write. He only got a few words down before the diary absorbed them, the ink vanishing without a trace, prompting George to lean in closer to observe.
“Maybe this is some elaborate joke on Ginny’s part to educate us on proper brotherly behaviour?” George mused, just as new words began to appear on the empty page. Well, that seemed a bit ambitious for a first-year…
‘Hello. May I know who I am conversing with?'
Or: What if the Weasley twins had been the ones who found Tom Riddle’s diary?
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13 Oct 2025
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When the Grim arrived at Malfoy Manor, Draco knew he didn’t have much time left.
It was really quite inconsiderate of it, to only appear after the war was over. Draco had thought he was free to trudge about the Manor in gloomy isolation, feeding the thestral herd and staring glumly at yet another cucumber-and-cheese sandwich. Even the portraits had fled.
Now, though, with a portent of doom skulking at his heels, Draco has found that perhaps a deadline was just the thing he needed to feel alive again.
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04 Sep 2025
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The entirety of Harry's year at Hogwarts is stuck in a timeloop. They've managed to make sure they all wake up on the same day, and dragged in people they loved and trusted as well. They've tried switching houses, fixing all the problems, getting rid of their dangers, learning magic all over the world, enrolling in muggle schools... finally, Harry has had enough.
It's time for a dark lord.
(And can someone figure out who the poor Unspeakable they've been dragging along for the ride is? They can't be having a good time.)
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- Part 5 of Golden-Trio-Era (GTE) Time Travel
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28 Jul 2025
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When half of Gryffindor refuses to believe Harry that Voldemort has returned, Hermione Granger finds herself dissatisfied with maintaining friendships just because they're convenient. It's a lot more interesting to seek out friendships with people that she actually respects.
Fred and George Weasley, to her surprise, top that list. They might not be stellar students, but the brilliance of their products speaks for itself, and their dedication to opening their own business is... well, it's downright admirable. Fred and George themselves, in fact, are quite admirable. Some of their ideas, though, could use some work. A bit of tweaking, a shred more research, a hint of know-it-all acumen.
Hermione might know just the girl to help them.
~*~*~This story asks the question "What if Hermione Granger fell in love with the twins in fifth year? What would canon look like then?" and then follows that thread through to the end of the war, with all the trials and tribulations therein.
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