Punk_Out
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If You Want A Job Done Right, Do It Yourself by Punk_Out
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
11 Dec 2025
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Historically, when Alastor's libido decided to become unruly enough to make itself a problem, Alastor has used his shadow to find a suitable partner and take care of their problem while Alastor himself conducts business. It's a typically pain free process, quick and easy, over before anyone finishes because, historically, Alastor has no patience for graceless humping.
This time, the damned thing has decided to pursue the biggest prey around, and the King of Hell proves to be one more exception to Alastor's rules.
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- Part 1 of Shadow Play
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There’s no stronger force than Randy Marsh’s fatherly self-wanking, not even his family’s disapproval or his son’s furious humiliation.
OR: a study in what Not to do when you come home to hear your child having very energetic intercourse with an unknown individual.
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A series of unconnected ficlets based off of a series of prompts.
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Summer Plights, Summers Delights by Punk_Out
Fandoms: X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom
21 Mar 2017
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Hank paused on the edge of the wood, leaning comfortably against a tree to observe his fellows play and roughhouse without censor. Angel flitted effortlessly above the water, wings shimmering in the heat, dodging the mighty waves Raven was generating. On the dock, Alex and Sean were grappling, trying to overturn the other and tip him into the chill embrace of the water. It was clear to Hank that Alex was restraining himself mightily, barely budging even as Sean turned red from exertion and frustration. Hank chuffed softly, affection and amusement warring for dominance in his chest.
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The one where Kakashi is an awkward turtle and Iruka enjoys making his life difficult.
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- Part 2 of We're going to Hell in a handbasket
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Alastor has been tense, twitchy, and irritable all day. Lucifer knows because he watches him. Not in any weird way, no, he's just doing recon! Making sure that creepy fuck isn't planning anything nefarious.
Point being, Alastor is acting weird, and Lucifer intends to find out why.
Parties and masochists and voyeurism, oh my! Ignore those pesky feelings though, they're not important.
Meanwhile, Lute is rediscovering some things, Vaggi's got more in common with her than she could have ever imagined, and Charlie is ever a giver of second, third, fourth chances.
Finally, somewhere in Pentagram City, Angel is trying to give up.
AKA an adventure in seeing how many ways I can interpret the phrase "mortification of the flesh"
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See Right Through Me and Show Me My Guts by pervertanarchy for Welcome_To_The_Sinbin
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
13 Apr 2026
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Alastor is living comfortably as Lucifer Morningstar's husband and sub. He carries a great many of Lucifer's marks, from his wedding ring to the collar he wears like a trophy, but something's missing...
He wants more than just external marks. He wants proof of Lucifer's domination inside and out. Lucifer takes the idea and runs with it.
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Two’s Company, Three’s a Good Time by MixkaRules18 for cometsuga
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
02 Apr 2026
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For years now, Alastor has managed to wrangle his two sugar daddies successfully. It could be hard at times, sure, but for the most part he’d never run into any issues when it came to giving them both attention or having fun with them.
That was until Lucifer showed up while he was in the middle of dinner with Vincent.
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A Sugar Baby AppleMedia fic
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“You look like shit.”
A red gaze sweeps Lucifer from head to hoof and back again, followed by a well-sculpted eyebrow rising pointedly.
“Yes, yes,” Lucifer says from very much not the high ground. “Pot. Kettle. I’m aware. Why do you look like shit?”
Red places his free hand on his chest, fingers spread in gentlemanly offense. “I’m merely winded from all the effort I put into saving the Pentagram from your folly.”
Uh huh. No doubt Red’s a real hero. But first, a point of clarification. “My folly?”
“When you walked straight into the most obvious ambush of all time and were used as the unwitting power source for a doomsday device that nearly killed us all.” Black-tipped ears perk forward. “Ring any bells?”
Oh, fuck him. Also, no, not really. “Well, excuse me for underestimating what you sinners are capable of. None of you have ever managed to hurt me before in all the millennia you’ve tried. I’m not used to ambushes meaning anything.”
“Hence, folly.” Red tilts his head to the side at an inhuman angle, canned laughter swelling in the background. “You’re so good at it!”
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Five Times Alastor was Kissed Without Permission and the One Time He Decided to Give It by FreyaOdin
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
09 Mar 2026
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What it says on the tin.
“Can you go along with this for like two minutes?” Angel asks, stepping farther into Alastor’s quite well defined personal space than he ever remembers him trying before. “And maybe not kill me after?”
“What?” is all Alastor has time to ask before Angel’s top set of hands are buried in his hair, his bottom set are tugging at his waist, and his lips are on Alastor’s, hot and wet and disturbing.
Alastor feels his feedback screech as Angel murmurs “Sorry, sorry. Please!” into the kiss and then whatever (violent) response Alastor is working up to is derailed as five armed demons barrel around the corner.
“There he is!” one of them yells, as Angel thankfully detaches himself from Alastor’s face. “Who’s he with?”
“I told you boys I already had plans for the night,” Angel drawls, turning so that only two of his hands remain on Alastor, one still circling his waist and the other cupping the back of his neck. Both are shaking, Alastor notes. “I can’t go cancelling on such a powerful date, can I?”
Ah, Alastor’s the date. Grand.