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    Aziraphale contemplates an implausible literary device comparing cheese to sex. Crowley suffers.

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    This remarkable letter of unknown provenance surfaced recently in the cuneiform collection of the University of West Wessex. Addressed to Azirapil from a Mr. “Crawly,” it appears to be begging for the other’s return to Ur from a western journey with another individual, Abiraham. The relationship between the two (brothers? business partners? friends?) is unknown.

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    09 Jan 2024

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    “Was your-” Aziraphale choked around the phrase, but forced it out anyway. “Your best friend. The one you lost. Were they returned to normal? Are they alright now?”

    “Angel,” Crowley drawled, blinking up at Aziraphale like he was staring into a particularly bright spotlight. “What the fuck are you talking about?”

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    29 Oct 2023

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    Once a year, Aziraphale and Crowley meet on Earth to discuss the development of the reincarnated Christ child.

    The problem is, they can't stop having sex instead.

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    16 Oct 2023

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    Crowley folded his newspaper and accepted, with grim resignation, that he would have to try and save the world. It wasn’t that he particularly wanted to do it again; the first time had been bad enough and he’d needed an eleven-year-old to do the hard bit. He didn’t feel any kind of great love towards all living things at the moment, or have any heroic feelings. He simply knew that nobody else would do it.

    And Aziraphale, who had stumbled his way into the centre of it all, would be trying desperately not to let it happen and failing, because Heaven wouldn’t let him succeed. One more time, and he resolved that it would be the very last time, Crowley would have to fix things for him.

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    Crowley goes on a road trip across America to delay the Second Coming. Aziraphale tries to teach angels about humanity. In between, they talk.

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    01 Oct 2023

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    If s3 never happens, it won't matter because this fic exists.