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    Darcy is thirty feet out of Stark-cum-Avengers Tower when she starts craving cinnamon rolls--the sticky-sweet iced-up old-fashioned kind, yummy and messy and dripping gooshy icing all over your mouth and hands and down your yuuuup, yup, that is a super, super fertile omega that she is smelling, holy shit is it ever.

    “Jesus Christ,” she groans in frustration, then follows her alpha instincts (and, more easily and importantly, her nose) to go track them down. They’re in the middle of New York City; middle of the day or not, not checking on somebody who smells like that is, like, the ultimate dick move.

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    27 Feb 2026

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    This is great Darcy!

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    Wade is gone and Peter is broken.

    Deadpool is killing again and Spider-Man is… Different. They’ve fallen out of sync, and it seems like attempting the impossible to try clawing their way back to how it was before.

    If they find a way back to each other, will the pieces still fit? Or will the trust between them be too broken to mend?

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    Sequel to I Think I Might've Inhaled You.

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    06 Jul 2026

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    This is great, a bit sad/dark, but great. I hope there are updates some day.

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    Peter is starting his freshman year at Columbia University. Like any other totally normal college student, he has totally normal things to worry about. Like getting to his 8 a.m. chemistry course on time. And finding people to sit with in the dining hall.

    And meeting his new roommate.

    Does having an incredibly powerful alien god and also (ex?) super-villain for a roommate make it easier or harder to keep being a teenage superhero? Peter’s only inquiring on a purely hypothetical basis, of course. Because he’s a totally normal college student.

    Totally. Normal.

     

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    01 Jul 2026

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    Sweet WIP 2026 6/30

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    Wade scoffs, shaking his head and elbowing Peter in the side. “Sure,” he says, sarcastic. “That’s why your spidey-sense doesn’t see me.”

    Peter’s on the verge of laughing, wanting to join Wade in his amusement, but he freezes. His entire body goes still. He finds himself staring at a roof three buildings over, not even looking at anything. Two blocks away, a car alarm finally shuts off.

    “I never told you that,” Peter says, the realization startling him.

    Or: Peter's starting to realize just how much Wade knows about him.

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    22 May 2026

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    Peter doesn’t think he’s lonely. He’s too busy to be lonely. He’s twenty-two, working on his PhD and holding down a shitty job at the Daily Bugle, not to mention his nightly extra-curricular activities. He’s too busy for friends, and he’s certainly too busy for romantic interests. And yet, shockingly, apparently everyone in his life thinks he needs to stop being an anti-social recluse and get laid.

    So Peter enters the wide, wonderful world of online dating. He doesn’t expect to find his soul mate, or even a friend, and he’s definitely not looking for hook ups. He doesn’t know what he’s looking for, really, until one Wade W. Wilson catches his eye and captures his heart with risqué dog pics and a concerning obsession with cannibalistic serial killers.

    This is a love story. A sweet, inevitable journey towards each other. There is humor, and melancholy, and a touch of both gravitas and levity to the weeks that trickle by. But really it’s just an account of the slow, magnetic movement of Peter towards Wade, and Wade towards Peter.

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    24 Mar 2026

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    This was the best love story ever.