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Ain't Goin' Nowhere by Raccoons_Hoard for raccoonfallsharder
Fandoms: Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies), Guardians of the Galaxy (Comics), Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy (Video Game 2021)
25 Sep 2026
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Rocket takes a hit but apparently even that's not enough to stop the two of you from flirting.
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- English
- Words:
- 991
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 8
- Hits:
- 70
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The roles are reversed and Rocket relinquishes his throne to you, making you the new sick princess.
You have some difficulty settling into your new role.
You thought he was the stubborn one, but it turns out you can be a real brat.Series
- Part 2 of Rest & Recovery
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Rocket defuses a bomb. Then it's your turn to diffuse another kind.
Another brief Rocket × Reader one-shot, where Rocket's present suddenly resembles his past.
Lylla, Teefs, and Floor mentioned. High Evolutionary mentioned.
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Rocket Raccoon Headcanons and Character Analysis by Raccoons_Hoard
Fandoms: Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies)
17 Mar 2026
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A collection of MCU based Rocket Raccoon headcanons and character analyses.
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A Night To Remember by Raccoons_Hoard
Fandoms: Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies), Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy (Video Game 2021)
11 Dec 2025
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You meet a handsome stranger in a bar. It should've been simple, but when were things ever simple?
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Rest & Recovery by Raccoons_Hoard
Fandom Guardians of the Galaxy (Cartoon), Guardians of the Galaxy (Comics), Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies), Guardians of the Galaxy: The Telltale Series (Video Game), Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy (Video Game 2021)
09 Apr 2026
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Grab a hot beverage get cozy because it's time to relax with this 2 part sick fic featuring you and your beloved gun totting raccoon.
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- 4,349
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- 2
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Out of Touch by SheilaWolfe
Fandoms: Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies), Guardians of the Galaxy (Comics), Guardians of the Galaxy (Cartoon), Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy (Video Game 2021), Guardians of the Galaxy: The Telltale Series (Video Game), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel (Comics), Marvel 616, Marvel
18 Oct 2025
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The Guardians of the Galaxy's newest rookie is taking the whole 'space travel' thing in stride. Rocket finds their unbothered attitude and casual touchy-feely personality baffling. Even more concerning, he may not mind their touch as much as he thinks.
Or, five times reader initiated touch and one time Rocket reached first.
(Out of Touch by Daryl Hall & John Oates)
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- Part 1 of Rocket Raccoon Remix
Bookmarked by Raccoons_Hoard
02 Oct 2025
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cicatrix .⋆☁︎ :･꧂ by raccoonfallsharder
Fandoms: Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies), Guardians of the Galaxy (Comics), Guardians of the Galaxy (Cartoon), Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy (Video Game 2021)
23 Apr 2026
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a story about scars. two survivors learn about themselves, each other, hope, and the universe.
a freakish little monster visits the high evolutionary’s bride on her wedding night. an adventure of intergalactic proportions ensues. aka raccoons make plans; the universe laughs.inspired by mary shelley’s frankenstein; or, the modern prometheus. enemies-to-lovers (as per frickin’ usual, only one of these idiots think they’re enemies.) while the beginning of this fic is dark and fast-burn, we move to like… slow-burn with intense growing intimacy & healing almost right away, and we always get happy endings here. please pay attention to all warnings for every chapter.
this fic is a longform expansion on wyndham; or, the galactic prometheus (day 31) of °˖✧♡kinktober 2023
Bookmarked by Raccoons_Hoard
21 Jul 2025
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birdie ✴︎࿔⋆˚⊰⊹- by raccoonfallsharder
Fandoms: Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies), Guardians of the Galaxy (Comics)
15 Jul 2026
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18+ only MDNI | f!reader x rocket | ~19 chapters
an evasive maneuvers quasiprequelXandar is saved. The power stone rests safely in the hands of the Nova Corps, and our favorite heroes-for-hire get their records expunged before going their separate ways.
Unfortunately, one furry little motherfucker just can't seem to keep his claws out of trouble. In a rare gesture of good will, Nova Prime offers him a get-outta-jail-free card (not that he needs one). All he’s gotta do is escort a bratty little princess safely and discreetly to her new home, halfway across the universe.
Should be a piece of cake. What's the difference between a bodyguard and a bounty-hunter, anyway?
mcu-based canon-divergent post-vol1. enemies-to-lovers. slower-burn than i had expected (unless you count explicit fantasies). reader has hair long enough to get in her eyes/be pulled. slightly darker than my usual fare, though still pretty light for folks who are familiar with the "dark romance" genre (think cicatrix vibes). borrows characters from the comics. HAPPY ENDINGS ALWAYS.
Bookmarked by Raccoons_Hoard
24 Jun 2025
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Triptych (Day 17) by raccoonfallsharder
Fandoms: Guardians of the Galaxy (Comics), Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies), Guardians of the Galaxy (Cartoon), Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy (Video Game 2021)
17 Oct 2023
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rocket’s girlfriend is a virgin in three different universes.
based on a reader comment & day 17 of @flightlessangelwings’ Kinktober 2023 Prompt List ♡♡♡ (no use of Y/N)
smutty foreplay, mostly. minimal editing & very oversimplified “plot”/set-up for each vignette. heavy on the praise kink. use of slut (affectionate). brief/vague references to exhibitionism, impact play, orgasm delay, & overstimulation; minimal editing. i liked this when i wrote it two days ago but i can no longer tell what words mean so if it's no good i deeply apologize (you deserve nice things) ♡ anyway during kinktober we say "fuck everything - including plot.” ♡
Series
- Part 7 of Kinktober 2023
Bookmarked by Raccoons_Hoard
07 Jun 2025
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How to Resuscitate a Dying Cosmic Adventurer: A Holodocumented Demonstration. by raccoonfallsharder
Fandoms: Guardians of the Galaxy (Comics), Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies)
22 May 2025
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18+ only MDNI | no use of y/n | f!reader | doubleshot
your love-confession had been blunt and half-regretful — mostly just because you'd suspected rocket would hate it. and it looks like you were right, because you haven't heard his ship over your roof in months. what's a sweatshirt girl to do when her space pilot has disappeared into the stars — maybe for good?
this is the series finale for The Very Boring Adventures of Space Pilot & Sweatshirt Girl. you don't need to have read it to enjoy this one ~ but you will enjoy it more!
CONTEXT: comics-inspired. based on (and spoilers for) Guardians of the Galaxy (2019) by donny cates & al ewing, but you don't need to read the comics to ride this ride. playing fast-and-loose with the timeline as per frickin’ usual (i’m collapsing a year’s worth of time into about half that, give or take, and ignoring things that don’t serve me lol).
Series
- Part 6 of Domestic Scenes in Space Travel
Bookmarked by Raccoons_Hoard
21 May 2025