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For The Better by sincehewaseighteen, softosc (sincehewaseighteen)
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
08 Feb 2026
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the fic where Lando Norris + Oscar Piastri's bro day out prior to the 2025 F1 Season sparks up a funky dating rumour. But the McLaren PR team uses this to their advantage to accelerate both boys' careers.
[2025 F1 season realistic—irl interviews/content entwined within the storyline]
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“We have a new PR strategy for this year to aid with keeping you both in the headlines for longer,” Louise, the CMO, continues. “We want to lean into the wave you’ve both created already."
"We want you to both be in a PR relationship," Zak finalises.
Lando immediately spills a quarter of the water carafe onto Oscar’s lap out of pure shock. Lando gasps out a few squeaky sorry's while Oscar stands up in a fright.
“You mean with… models, or s-something?” Oscar stutters out, looking down to his pants which absolutely looks like he’s just pissed himself.
“No, that’d be a very easy strategy. We’ve used that one for years,” Louise laughs. Neither of the drivers are laughing with her. "You two, together."
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27 Nov 2025
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Lando tilted his head. “So tell me,” he said, tone light, the grin already forming. “On a scale from one to ten, how much are you enjoying this?”
Oscar didn’t look at him. “Currently? A strong three.”
“Three?” Lando gasped. “You’re sitting across from me on a private jet, drinking champagne. That’s at least an eight.”
Oscar finally turned to him, eyes glinting under the cabin lights, the corner of his mouth curving up. “You’ll have to try harder.”
Or: the one where Lando tries to make Oscar’s pretty cheeks blush (and succeeds).
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16 Nov 2025
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i despise my rotten mind (and how much it worships you) by mywideeyedgayze
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
13 Dec 2025
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Flash. Click. The shot captured them mid-laugh, eyes locked - Oscar’s expression soft and unguarded, Lando’s relaxed and carefree.
It looked real. Too real.
“Brilliant, lads!” PR said. “We’ll send the relevant pictures to you two to post, alright?”
Lando leant back into his seat, muttering, “Brilliant, huh? Guess we’re good at pretending.”
Oscar glanced at him, still caught off guard.
“Yeah,” he says quietly. “Guess we are.”
The next day, the picture hit Instagram.
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AKA Oscar thinks Lando hates him. Lando is secretly in love the entire time. They fake date to clean up a PR nightmare. It doesn't quite go as anyone expects.
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01 Nov 2025
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Their names are a brand. Their smiles are a contract. And now, after everything, they’re stuck side by side.
Oscar didn’t ask to be hurt. Lando didn’t mean to ruin everything. But intent doesn’t undo damage and PR doesn’t care about personal history.
There are lights. Cameras. Too many microphones. Every handshake is staged. Every glance is a battle. And Oscar? He’s not interested in forgiveness. Not yet.
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01 Nov 2025
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Dear Neat Whiskey,
I have never told the truth when it comes to you. I do love you. I’m sorry I have wronged you.
The truth is, thank you.
Thank you for showing me everything you know. With you, I always feel like I am coming home.Yours truly,
British Tea----
Or: Where Lando is a fine british lad wanting to experience the wild west (including the gay cowboys)Bookmarked by RatOnSaturn
24 Jul 2025