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  1. Public Bookmark 81

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    Don't feed the wildlife and certainly don't try to make friends with it, the rules say. Yet here MacTavish is, trying to get closer to the gorgeous creature hiding in the sea.

    A creature that is staring right back at him, and seems just as curious about MacTavish in turn.
     

    or: big mers with big cocks? no! small mers with proportionally small cunts!

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    06 Aug 2026

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    Rocky was frantically rambling. Grace tried to translate the chirps and trills. One sound then cut through his confusion.
    Human.
    Rocky had said Human.

    Or: Simon gets found, in more ways than one.
    Chapter 1: Getting together
    Chapter 2: FILTH

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    13 Jul 2026

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    Grace knew that there were going to be cultural differences between Eridians and humans.

    Rocky knew this, too, but no matter how foolish humans could be, even the densest of them knew this was courting, right? Right??

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    AKA Grace keeps doing things that Rocky percieves as courting (per Eridian traditions) and is entirely clueless about it

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    12 Jul 2026

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    Robby has a very bad day.

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    06 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 35

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    “Like what you see, Kennedy?” Chris looked way too smug for Leon’s liking. Before he could respond with something sarcastic, Chris leaned in close to his ear. “You know, I can think of a few positions you might like better than this one, Leon.” A shiver ran down Leon’s back at the older man’s words. He knew he was being teased but at the same time he knew the other man well enough to hear the truth in his voice.
    Turning his head towards Chris, he looked the older man in the eyes as he brought their mouths dangerously close. “Meet me in the downstairs bathrooms in a few minutes and you can show me these positions you’re so confident about, Redfield.”

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    06 Jun 2026