RealityDespisingGremlin



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  1. Public Bookmark 19

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    Clown isn’t scared of the other life members, why would he be? After all they all got themselves trapped in this demonic immortality game, meanwhile he was quite literally in charge of it, and there for his own entertainment.

    Also he couldn’t help but feel like the others were a bit lacking in the intelligence department. He wasn’t telling people who he was but he certainly wasn’t hiding it. His own servants hadn’t figured out they were attempting to play death games with their master.

    But new victims had just been brought into the game, maybe they would be more interesting.

     

    Aka: Clown falls on his face for Branzy and takes comically long to realize.

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    14 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 28

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    Insomnia is defined as a sleep disorder that causes difficulty falling asleep or staying asleep for as long as desired. It can be caused by mental health issues, different medicines or products (such as caffeine and various prescription drugs), medical conditions and, probably most common of all, stress.

    Unfortunately for Spamton, he’s been stressed since the day he was born.

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    or: spamton is sleep-deprived and tenna is the solution

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    12 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 75

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    "You are prepared to serve." He hums.

    It’s not a question, not a demand, nor a challenge. It’s a statement. The grass is green, the sky is blue, the universe collapses in 8,976,105,039 years, eight months, five hours and 24 seconds, and Derek is prepared to serve.

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    Breaking News: Local hermit tormented by yellow man claiming to be god discovers gay yearning and also the secrets of the universe, but only if he squints.

    (previously titled "daisy")

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    11 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 18

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    "Branzy doesn't quite know when the feeling started. Or, more accurately, he wasn't sure when he started to become aware of it.

    It was... strange. Some sort of hollowness and aching in his chest, a feeling of discomfort from being in his own body. The want to just- be crushed by someone for an extended period of time. He wasn't really sure what to do about it, especially when the feeling was strongest when he was around Clown. As close as the two were getting, he wasn't sure how Clown would react to Branzy randomly asking "hey, can you give me a bone-crushing hug and just hold me like that for a while? Thanks."

    But he wanted to. He really, really wanted to."

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    OR: Branzy needs to be squeezed and Clown obliges.

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    06 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 19

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    When Clown got Branzy up early that morning so the two could get a head start on their plans for the day, he wasn't expecting Branzy to take him to a place that was apparently so secret only Branzy himself knew about it. He was excited, of course, for Branzy to trust him enough to lead him to his workshop, to the place where he kept all the schematics and plans he had ever worked on-

    Clown just never fully realized how different their definitions of "trust" was until now.

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    +1: Trust.

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    28 May 2026