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    On the 31st of October, an eleven-year-old girl will bring about the end of the world. According to prophecy, anyway, and everyone knows those are infallible.

    Fortunately, the world has unlikely heroes in the form of Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy, who've selflessly agreed to put aside their mutual hatred and long-standing prank war in order to find the girl and stop the apocalypse. If only they could be certain they have the right child…

    For fans of Terry Pratchett and dramatic irony, a comedy of errors about two people so stubbornly in denial, Fate itself decides to step in.

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    06 Dec 2025

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    “I’ll behave if he does,” Rose sniffed, crossing her arms.
    “Oh, Rosie, you know he only acts that way because you give him a reaction every time. I swear on Salazar, he’s not like that with anyone else.”
    “Well, why should it fall onto me to be the bigger man?”
    Al took hold of her shoulders, shaking her slightly. “It shouldn’t. It’s up to the both of you,” he said softly.
    “Will you talk to him too?”
    Al nodded. “I will.”
    “And you’ll tell him to stop being a disgusting, slimy wanker?”
    “Maybe not in those exact words, but sure!”
    “But you admit he’s a narcissistic stuck-up git with way too much confidence?”
    “He could do well to be taken down a peg sometimes, yeah, I can agree with that,” Al nodded again.

    A story in which Rose and Scorpius doesn't exactly behave during a trip to the Burrow which makes seventh year a whole lot more confusing and difficult than it could have been. (And that's not factoring in handsome foreign exchange students and new responsibilities at Hogwarts)

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    05 Dec 2025

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    Rose and Scorpius had always been friends, but that all changed when Firewhisky got involved at Albus’ birthday party. Now they are stuck at work together during the worst Dragon Pox outbreak in living memory and neither of them know what to say or how to act.

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    05 Dec 2025

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    A collection of unrelated Dramione One Shots.

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    24 Nov 2025

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    Drac and mione

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    “Listen, Granger.” Draco tossed an apple in the air and caught it with a satisfying smack. “If you want me to take you to the Gala, just ask.”

    “I don’t need a date, thank you.”

    The apple paused halfway to Draco’s mouth. “Stepping out on me with someone else? Quite rude of you to not take the man you love.”

    “One of us is in love with you,” said Hermione agreeably. “But it’s not me.”

     

    *Featuring mutual pining, infuriatingly charming flirting, and the best worst coworker ever.

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