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Harry Potter and the Realistic Events of the Chamber of Secrets (revisited) by ReverendKilljoy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Jul 2026
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This is a reimagining of "Chamber of Secrets"—faithful to the bones of J.K.R.’s original plot but rewritten with deeper psychological insight, sharper emotional realism, and a keener awareness of trauma, isolation, and identity. This project continues where Philosopher’s Stone (Revisited) left off, following Harry through his second year at Hogwarts, where the danger is subtler, the magic stranger, and the cracks in the world—and in Harry himself—have begun to show.
Why revisit this book? "Chamber of Secrets" is often treated as a transitional novel: darker than the first, but still just a step toward the grander narrative. But at its heart, it’s a ghost story. A diary. A horror. And it’s the year Harry begins to realise that being “the Boy Who Lived” doesn’t protect him from being unseen, unheard, or unwell. This version leans into that. Into what it feels like to be a child waiting for rescue that may never come.
If you’re new here, don’t expect a wholesale reinvention of canon—this is still the story of Harry Potter. But it’s a version where emotions linger longer, cruelty cuts deeper, and magic doesn’t always fix what’s broken.
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- Part 3 of The Totally Realistic Series of Magical Events
- Part 1 of Harry Potter (revisited)
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Ginny Weasley has always known how to fly toward what she wants. After a Quidditch victory, she has two days in Paris and one last hope that Harry might still remember what they were.
Inspired by Algodao_D0ce’s “Destinations for the Heartbroken.”
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Sophie Roper and the House of the Serpent by ReverendKilljoy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Aug 2025
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Sophie Roper, pureblood witch, West Country girl, the pride of Godric's Hollow, also known as the Hangman's daughter, sets off on her adventures at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, coincidentally at the same time as another (former) resident of that village, a certain Harry Potter. This is not his story, but hers: The story of Sophie Roper and the House of the Serpent.
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Sequel to "iCare for You."
As graduation approaches, Sam and Freddie are avoiding several serious conversations
Carly explores her relationship with Melanie.
Spencer sorts through his complex relationship with his father.Series
- Part 2 of That Has Such People In It
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Harry Potter and the Realistic Events of the Philosopher's Stone (revisited) by ReverendKilljoy for WaskeHD
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Aug 2025
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Murder—murder most vile—in Godric's Hollow, Somerset. When James Potter and his family are marked for death by the dark wizard Lord Voldemort, one would think that all is lost. But instead, there is a boy, the Boy Who Lived.
This is a rather darker re-imagining of the introduction to Harry's story, told with alternate points of view and different illustrative examples from canon.
Please do comment and let me know what you think of this effort!
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- Part 2 of The Totally Realistic Series of Magical Events
- Part 2 of Harry Potter (revisited)
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In the shadowed back channels of the Cold War, Avi Maxwell moves between ports, safehouses, and shifting loyalties.
It is 1973, and a routine extraction in Marseille delivers more than stolen schematics—it unearths a secret binder cataloguing years of covert cooperation and quiet betrayals, proof that Israel’s nuclear future is being managed from elsewhere.Seven years earlier in a snow‑choked Connecticut office, Avi once sat across from a Polish scientist who had survived both Nazi camps and Soviet laboratories, only to refuse service to yet another flag. That refusal still haunts him as he moves through a world of quiet compromises and moral fault lines.
A prequel to the Alabaster Cycle (West Wing AU), The Dimona Variations traces Avi’s journey through missions, encounters, and betrayals that will one day lead him to defect—and into the orbit of the men whose names still echo in the halls of the West Wing.
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- Part 1 of The Alabaster Cycle
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- English
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- 9,824
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Harry and Luna, sharing her cottage near Woking, settle in and explore life.
Harry "wins" by feeling, not thinking, and letting Luna be Luna like no one else has.
There is a party.
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- Part 2 of Laissez les bons temps rouler
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Harry returns from spending years abroad, and his first stop is, surprisingly, to a dear friend - Miss Luna Lovegood. Unexpectedly, he offers to cook for her, and they realise how much—and how little—the years have changed things.
Lonely Harry Grows Up/Luna Never Moved On...
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- Part 1 of Laissez les bons temps rouler
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Benefits by ReverendKilljoy
Fandoms: ひげを剃る。そして女子高生を拾う。| Hige wo Soru. Soshite Joshikousei wo Hirou.| Higehiro (Anime)
25 Oct 2023
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This story is set after the events of “Asami’s Solution.” In the previous story, Sayu’s brother used his power of attorney for their mother to approve a very quickly arranged wedding between Yoshida and Sayu, so that she could return safely and legally with him to Tokyo. Meanwhile, their mother would be receiving treatment for mental illness.
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- Part 2 of O Brave New World
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An unexpected encounter in a hotel hot tub on Christmas Eve gives a young husband the confidence boost he needs to live his best life. That confidence winds up being just the holiday gift his marriage was lacking.
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- English
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- 5,298
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Harry Potter and the Realistic Events of the Final Horcrux by ReverendKilljoy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Sep 2023
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After the deaths of Albus Dumbledore and Draco Malfoy, the murder of Alastor Moody, and the attack by forces loyal to Voldemort on the Hogwarts school, Harry and his friends agree to work together to locate and defeat Voldemort and his minions.
Their first orders of business:
find a secure location from which to operate, bypass the numerous spies and sympathizers in their own Ministry of Magic, and deal with the personal fall-out of an under-addressed revelation from the last volume.Series
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The words of Koro Apirana, introducing his granddaughter as the new leader of their people.
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- English
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- 294
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- 1/1
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During their senior year, Carly, Sam, and Freddie face a significant disruption to their lives when a winter storm hits the nation, possible love hits Freddie's mom, and a whopping big SUV hits two of our characters.
Guilt, romance, doubt, past abuse, care, and love.
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- Part 1 of That Has Such People In It
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Indiana Jones and the Waters of Destiny by ReverendKilljoy
Fandoms: Indiana Jones Series
17 Sep 2021
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A quick one-off, describing what could be the retired adventuring archaeologist's final adventure...
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- English
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- 715
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- 1/1
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- 3
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A man suffers a horrifying event at the hands of a mysterious figure then lies his way through therapy.
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- English
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- 564
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- 1/1
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- 4
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Presumed Innocent by ReverendKilljoy for Go Gadget Go
Fandoms: ひげを剃る。そして女子高生を拾う。| Hige wo Soru. Soshite Joshikousei wo Hirou.| Higehiro (Anime)
07 Aug 2021
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This story is set immediately after after Sayu is attacked by Yaguchi in Yoshida’s apartment, but things unfold differently from there.
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Asami’s Solution by ReverendKilljoy
Fandoms: ひげを剃る。そして女子高生を拾う。| Hige wo Soru. Soshite Joshikousei wo Hirou.| Higehiro (Anime)
16 Jul 2021
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This story is set after Sayu’s mother is confronted near the end of the anime (season 1).
In canon, she relents (somewhat) agreeing to allow Sayu to stay with her until she graduates.
In this AU, her mother has a more complete breakdown, and Sayu’s brother Issa sends Sayu to stay at a nearby hotel while he deals with his mother. Yoshida escorts her there.If you have not read the light novel or seen the delightful anime, all you really need to know is that teenager Sayu ran away from home following a traumatic event, and after living dangerously — even trading sex for places to stay — she wound up living with mid-20s-something salaryman Yoshida, in a loving but not romantic or sexual relationship. Eventually, he convinces her to return to Hokkaido, her home, where a confrontation with her selfish and emotionally abusive mother goes very poorly...
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- Part 1 of O Brave New World
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Harry Potter and The Realistic Events of The Half-Blood Prince [Deluxe Edition] by ReverendKilljoy, WaskeHD
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Jun 2021
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A revised and final edition of the previously-posted "Harry Potter and The Realistic Events of The Half-Blood Prince [Studio Cut]" with unauthorised content redacted and replaced, as well as other modifications, from the original outlines and manuscripts.
Takes place before the events of "Harry Potter and the Realistic Events of the Final Horcrux."
A fusion of original material by WaskeHD and ReverendKilljoy, edited and revised by Killjoy to address a number of concerns with the previous text.
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Neville “The Mandrake” Longbottom by ReverendKilljoy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, John Wick (Movies)
01 Jul 2020
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What if the events of "John Wick" had played out in Wizarding Britain?
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Neville Longbottom and Luna Lovegood, having become lovers during their time in the DA at Hogwarts, pursue a most unconventional relationship after the War. Neville splits time between his grandmother's estate and a spartan London flat, working the swing shift at the DMLE as an Auror. Luna spends most of her time traveling the world, gathering information on the rarest of Magical Beasts, and Where to Find Them.
This work is a continuation of the Neville/Luna relationship established in chapters of the related works tagged below, but should be easy to follow for those who have not (yet) read those stories.
We begin as an unexpected development, resulting from their last meeting, knocks Neville for a loop...