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Draco Malfoy, CEO of Malfoy Holdings, is busy with work and needs to get his matchmaking mother and a host of rapacious society gold diggers off his back.
Hermione Granger desperately needs cash to care for her parents who are suffering the effects of a backfired memory charm reversal.
Draco’s solution: Hire Granger to be his fake girlfriend.
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“Granger, I don’t have time for courtship. I’m too busy for champagne and flowers and coddling a needy witch. I just need someone to accompany me on business dinners and when I go to galas and cocktail parties without the complications or expectations that a girlfriend would bring.”
“Why me?” she asked.
Draco gave her an ironic look. “Because you’re the last witch who would ever want to marry me.”
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23 Feb 2026
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Hermione Granger’s investigative journalism has led her into the darkest corners of pureblood society, where ancient traditions hide modern sins. But her relentless pursuit of truth awakens something dangerous.
What happens when the cat finally catches the mouse?
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03 Feb 2026
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Voldemort, formerly known as the wizard Tom Riddle, had always had a unique way of saying fuck you in so many words. Before the last battle with Harry, he implanted a diabolical plan to destroy his enemies and allies alike. What was that, you ask? Why, cursing the entire water supply of the country to only effect the Wizarding populace.
Some may wonder...what was that curse?Infertility and eventual death by magical leaching.
After six years of research, a possible cure has been found. To ensure it's survival, the Ministry Of Magic orders every healthy adult of child bearing age to undergo testing for a perfectly matched spouse. They must conceive a child within a year, or be imprisoned in Azkaban.
The humiliating part? Orgasms and sexual compatibility are monitored...closely...with a schedule to follow.
Hermione, of course, is matched with her former bully...to which, shenanigans unfold.
For reference:
Harry and Ginny married on her 17th birthday. Their twin sons were born May 15th, 1999.
Oliver Wood and his wife had a daughter in June 1999.
No wizarding children have been born since.
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28 Jan 2026
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Santa, Baby by gillianeliza
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
12 Jan 2026
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Ben Organa-Solo tries his best not to lie—unless you're his mother trying to set him up with a coworkers daughter. When he makes the mistake of telling Leia he has a girlfriend, Ben suddenly finds himself in the position of needing to find a stand in for the holidays. During Armitage Hux's bachelor party at the exclusive gentlemen's club Velvet Night and a few too many tequila shots, Ben sees Kira—one of the club's best dancers. Tucked away in the champagne room, he loses all reason and asks her to be his fake girlfriend for Christmas.
Men want one thing when they come to Velvet Night: a fantasy. So Rey knows better than to say yes. Well, at least until she sees Ben the next day fighting for his life at brunch with his family and can't leave well enough alone.
Which is how she finds herself suddenly tangled up in mysterious billionaire Benjamin Organa-Solo right before Christmas, trying to remind herself that though the presents might be real, the relationship isn't.
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13 Dec 2025
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Scavenger: ur not even a real-life friend. ur pixels on a screen.
Kylo_Ren: And yet, I’m still your best friend.
Scavenger: don’t flatter yourself
Kylo_Ren: Too late.OR
Neither Ben nor Rey knows that their online best friend is also the person they can’t stand in real life.Bookmarked by Rey2d2
01 Nov 2025