Ricecrackers



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  1. Public Bookmark 50

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    The hardwood begs for mercy as a short, very vexed looking man literally stomps up to the counter and slams a twenty down in front of Richie. His hair is dark and messy - like he tried to style it in the morning today, but Chicago’s humidity dashed that dream upon the rocks - and his brows are knit together in obvious frustration. He’s wearing blue jeans and a smudged white t-shirt, all smelling clearly of motor oil.

    “How do I passive-aggressively say ‘fuck you’ in flower?!”

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    Or: Eddie buys a bouquet to try and break up with his girlfriend. Richie falls in love.

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    07 Oct 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 49

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    “Marcus is my ex-boyfriend,” Eddie explained.
    The guy laughed. “Shit. Really?” Eddie nodded. “You guys must have split on pretty good terms.”
    “Hm, I don’t know. I wouldn’t invite him to my wedding.”
    “Why’d you come then?”
    “Open bar.”
    The man looked up again and when the curls fell out of his face Eddie’s eyes moved from the photographer’s jaw over his cheeks to his eyes. He was smiling at Eddie and the corners of his eyes wrinkled adorably when he did so. Maybe he didn’t have to be miserable and lonely tonight after all.

    [Eddie goes to his ex-boyfriend's wedding and it sucks until he meets Richie. Shenanigans and devastatingly honest talks ensue.]

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    06 Oct 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 53

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    Richie Tozier might be forty, but that doesn't mean he's any better at being an adult. In fact, if pressed, he would probably even admit to barely knowing what he's doing half the time. His life is a mess, he thinks maybe his girlfriend doesn't like him very much, but the most pressing issue is he doesn't know how to to cook a fucking steak.

    Thank god for the short, snarky asshole in the super market that does actually know how to be an adult, and thank god that he's willing to help Richie out.

    Or, this is the fic where the clown doesn't fucking exist, but somehow the universe is still trying to get Richie and Eddie together.

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    05 Oct 2025

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    Richie always gets to the bus late and Eddie always gets there early.

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    03 Oct 2025

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    Richie's new cat Ketchup gives a whole new meaning to the phrase 'cat burglar' when she starts to steal things from a house in the neighbourhood. Specifically socks and junk. Richie thinks nothing of it until he receives a rude letter from the owner of the items, and somehow finds himself swapping notes back and forth to this mystery man - via his cat.

    As if that wasn't enough, there's a new station manager at Derry's local radio station where Richie works, and he has to ask himself if it's weirder to be falling for his boss or for a man he's never met.

    ......There's no way the two situations are connected, is there??

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    02 Oct 2025