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    "So you know about the hypno glasses? They make his face look different in your brain when he wears them, so you don't know who he is."

    or, Lois doesn't understand the new intern. Especially his ridiculously thick rimmed frames.

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    25 Oct 2025

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    When she first met him, she’d assumed Clark Kent–solid, Midwestern, unassuming, non-demanding–would favor a beer and maybe a shot on the side if everyone else was partaking. She could peg him as maybe having a craft beer if he was feeling adventurous or a whiskey sour if he was really feeling like something on ice or just wanted to seem interesting in a group setting, but she hadn’t expected anything out of the norm.

    The first time they’re at a bar for an unofficial team happy hour on a Friday night and he orders an honest-to-God Shirley Temple, then, she’s thrown.

    “No one drove here,” she offers. “You don’t have to DD.”

    Clark shrugs, looking mildly bashful the way he usually does when anyone’s attention is focused solely on him when he wasn’t expecting it.

    “I’m not really a drinker,” he says, almost apologetically, even as he accepts his drink from the bartender, the glass looking almost comically dainty in his hands, which just adds to the comedy.

    Lois, though, just shrugs. Everyone needs a quirk, after all, and there are worse ones to have than not drinking.

     

    (clark kent doesn't drink) (lois uses this to her own benefit)

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    20 Oct 2025

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    “Thank you,” the woman says, though she’s looking past Peter when she says it. She leaves without another word, and when Peter turns around, he finds the man standing freed in the middle of the alley, flicking chunks of webbing off a knife.

    He glances up at Peter once the woman is gone. “No need to thank me, Spidey! Just doing my due diligence as a spandex-wearing anti-hero-type.”

    “I wasn’t going to,” Peter says.

    “Yeesh, rude much?”

    “Heroes don’t kill people.”

    “I said anti-hero, baby boy. And we very much do kill useless rapist garbage.”

    Or: Soulmate AU, but you only find out who your soulmate is after having sex with them.

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    04 Oct 2025

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    “Where am I?” he mutters. Adrenaline is flooding through his body. His heart is beating so terribly that he can feel it inside his chest. His entire body has broken out in a cold sweat. And somehow, despite it all, his spidey-sense is dead silent. What does it know that the rest of his body doesn’t?

    “Our apartment,” says the man. He’s standing now. Peter didn’t notice when he got to his feet. “Can you tell me who you are, sweetheart?”

    Peter laughs, incredulous. He’s not exactly sure what he’s laughing at. “Peter,” he says. “Of course, I know who I am.”

    “Okay,” the man says, sounding just as concerned and careful as before. “But you don't know who I am?”

    Or: Peter gets amnesia, wiping out the last 5 years of his life. But really, how much can change in five years?

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    “Tommy would let me have it,” she says, the sentence a taunt if he’s ever heard one. She might not be wrong, really. He can absolutely see his younger brother finding his child playing rabbit thief funny enough to let her get away with it, even if he would make amends later by replacing it. That was always Tommy’s way, after all, causing a ruckus and then doing his best to make up for it later.

    Joel wonders how his little brother will make up for leaving him responsible for his child, and the thought frays his patience, already worn thin by being stuck on the road to wander at random.

    “It’s not yours,” he tells her, grabbing the rabbit by its ears and yanking it out of her grip. It’s harsher than it should be, he knows, but this entire situation is poking around something that’s settled in more and more the closer they’ve gotten to where Tommy was last seen.

    We don’t get to keep what isn’t ours.

    (joel and tess go to find tommy and return ellie) (and of course joel feels nothing about it at all)

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