Salmonking
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"Well?" M'zhet asks. "Are you ready to whip me into shape?"
Not for the first time on their adventures nor the last, Kalan'klyr and Valine exchange a look which says, in brief, "well, we can't NOT fuck him."
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In which Kal and Valine meet M'zhet, and do what comes naturally.
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Bored of performing repetitive tasks to assert his strength to the Oronir and Buduga, Kal proposes a rather unorthodox measure to prove his mettle.
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Long before either of them grew notorious, young Buscarron met a strange Duskwight out in the woods.
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In truth, the wine is a mere encouragement. You were always inclined to your own destruction.
Kal escorts Emmanellain to bed, and finds himself contending with accusations from his young charge.
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- Part 11 of The Grand Melee
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Valine distracts Artoirel from his toils, and finds more commonality with him than either of them bargained on.
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- Part 10 of The Grand Melee
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- English
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The Dragonsong War has ended, but Ishgard still has much rebuilding to do, as do its erstwhile saviors. Still grappling with their grief, Kalan'klyr and Valine assist with the Grand Melee -- and, in the process, grow yet closer to the surviving members of House Fortemps.
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Following the events of the Vault, Kalan'klyr and Valine must each grapple, together and separately, with the fallout of the day's events -- and with what their failure signifies.
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Cast out from his homeland and exiled to the frozen north, the Ul'dahn free paladin Kalan'klyr Thabi finds sanctuary under the auspices of Haurchefant Graystone -- and finds in him a kindred spirit the likes of which he's never met before. As the events of Heavensward rage around them, the two meet time and again, and together explore the nature of duty, love, and sacrifice.
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Meet the two newest members of the Scions of the Seventh Dawn -- Valine Gulrath, a Roegadyn summoner from La Noscea, and Kalan'klyr Thabi, a Miqo'te paladin from Ul'dah. While their day jobs as adventurers-for-hire keep them increasingly busy, they still find plenty of time for extracurricular activities.
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Ishgard must sacrifice one of their own to the dragon Nidhogg each year or risk total destruction. When Aymeric is selected as sacrifice, he resolves to use his last breaths to slay the dragon terrorizing his people. But the creature awaiting him in the ruins of the Churning Mists is not what he expects.
Nidhogg raised his outstretched hand to cup Aymeric’s cheek. His clawed thumbnail, sharp as a blade, he pressed to Aymeric’s lips almost gently. But any semblance of tenderness disappeared when Nidhogg spoke. “How undeniably poetic it is, dear lordling,” he continued, “that he who slaughtered my Tioman will watch as I slay his mate.”
Written for the Fantastic Fauxlore FFXIV Minibang.
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01 Jul 2025
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Emmanellain falls to vice; Honoroit catches him.
Bookmarked by Salmonking
09 Dec 2023
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In a warm room in London, James tells Thomas about the events on the Exeter.
Thomas applies what he learns.
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- Part 2 of Shameboners of James McGraw
Bookmarked by Salmonking
15 Nov 2023
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How to Mimic Letters, Fliers, and Stationery Without Using Images by La_Temperanza
Fandoms: No Fandom
27 Jul 2017
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This is a tutorial/live example on how to mimic the look of letters, fliers, and stationery (as well as other forms of written media) without using images. For all your epistolary fic needs.
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- Part 17 of AO3 Work Skins/Tutorials
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- English
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Bookmarked by Salmonking
21 May 2023
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Dressed Up, Stripped Down by timehopper
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Fire Emblem Series
02 Sep 2020
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His heart beats as he thinks of what waits for him within the package. The shopkeeper had wrapped it, thinking it a gift for a girlfriend, and Ashe hadn't been brave or pedantic enough to correct her. She didn't need to know it was for him. Didn't need to know that he didn't have a girlfriend, and that all of the lingerie he'd bought from her was for himself.
Ashe has a secret. One he fantasizes about getting caught with.
Bookmarked by Salmonking
03 Sep 2020