Saltmate



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    “Wow,” Ilya snickers. “Not even Golden Boy Hollander is safe from the pussy curse, huh?”

    “Do not call it that.”

    Ilya crosses his arms and looks at Shane like he’s being stupid. It’s a frustratingly familiar look. “It is a curse that gives a pussy. Pussy curse. It’s not that bad of curse, actually.”

    Or; Someone commissions a witch to curse Shane with a vagina. It’s a flagrant violation of MLH rules, but Ilya’s always been good at making lemonade out of lemons.

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    Ilya can't believe he's calling Shane's mother before Shane, but Shane is two hours away and completely unable to help.

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    29 Jan 2026

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    Ilya fucking Rozanov must have a fucking radar in his dick for getting laid.
    It was what allowed him to bang men, women, omegas of all varieties, and the occasional alpha. Shane suspected that horny sixth sense was also what had led Ilya to discover Shane’s most closely guarded secret.
    It must have also been what landed Rozanov on Shane's doorstep hours before he was supposed to go into heat.

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    29 Jan 2026

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    'He forces his eyes up to the array of moles along Rozanov’s chest and arms. The highlight of tonight’s ‘boring sex’ as Rozanov put it. Shane wants to connect the scattered marks all over his body. He wants to build a topographic map of Ilya Rozanov and burn it to memory. “Your beauty marks…”

    He sits up on his elbows. “My what?” He looks down his body, like he’s trying to figure out what Shane is talking about.

    Shane climbs into his lap, cupping Rozanov’s face in his hands. “Beauty marks… these.” He pokes the prominent mole that rests on his cheek. The one Shane has been dreaming about since the moment they met as teenagers.'

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    AKA - Shane is a little bit obsessed with Ilya's moles... Sex ensues.

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    28 Jan 2026

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    It’s not going viral because Jane’s true identity was exposed—or even because Ilya was blatantly sexting in public. That part’s as expected as Shane doing yoga or any human being on earth breathing.

    No, the texts are going viral because no one can believe how bad this “Jane” is at sexting.

    The women of the world are outraged. The men of the world are baffled. No one can understand why Ilya Rozanov, whose abs have their own fan club, is wasting his time on ‘a piece of cardboard that wished to be turned into a real girl’ (this particular joke has 300k likes and counting).

    Or: After a social media trend mocks Shane's sexting skills, he tries to improve them. It goes about as poorly as you'd expect.

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