Shawn_Dreemurr (SamSpectrum)
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- Red vs. Blue (10)
- Naruto (Anime & Manga) (2)
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WORK IN PROGRESS
A cat appears out of nowhere in Blood Gulch and decides to stick around. That's it, that's the fic.
- Just the random ideas and info I got.
- They walk into blue base for the first time while Blue team is playing poker.
- Sarge is convinced the cat is a blue spy, but quickly changes his mind when they get him a gift.
- Grif bonds with the cat by being lazy and taking naps.
- Simmons punched the mirror again. The cat is surprisingly helpful.
- Donut tries to bond with the cat. It doesn't go as well as he'd hoped.
- The reds and blues fight over who the cat belongs to.
- Turns out the way past Wash's defenses is to be a cat. Or to have a cat.
Series
- Part 3 of Spectrum's Mostly Finished WIPs
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WORK IN PROGRESS
Of all the ways he's imagined seeing him again, ‘naked on an alien temple's floor in a puddle of his own semen, furiously jerking himself off, stuck in hypersensitivity and forced arousal that keeps getting worse until he's come fifty times’ was surprisingly not on the list.
Locus finds a new alien temple. In theory: it gets activated every once in a while by key holders to let go of their stress. The higher the stress they've been under, the more they'll need to relax. In practice: Locus has been through quite a bit more stress than he should have.Series
- Part 2 of Spectrum's Mostly Finished WIPs
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"I Worshipped Church Way Before It Was Cool" by SamSpectrum, Shawn_Dreemurr (SamSpectrum)
Fandoms: Red vs. Blue
30 May 2025
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- Caboose keeps messing things up, Church gets mad. Caboose has a special way of apologizing. Turns out he's got a pretty obvious worship kink. Turns out Church likes it.
- More fucking.
- Epsilon possesses the Reds and Blues to fuck Caboose.
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- Part 1 of Spectrum's Mostly Finished WIPs
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The Reds and Blues have a thing.
Sometimes, for some reason, they exchange bodies. Yeah, they don't get it either.
But sometimes, it helps them understand each other. Other times, it's just annoying.
Featuring:
Sarge as Donut
Donut as Sarge
Grif as Simmons
Simmons as Grif
Caboose as Tucker
Tucker as Church
Church as CabooseSeries
- Part 1 of Bodyswap AU
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Caboose caresses down his chest and rests the hand back on his hip. He looks down and smiles. "Looks like you're enjoying it even more than me, Church."
"Shut up." he says without any bite to it.
Caboose clicks his tongue. "Don't be mean, Church. Or you'll get punished for it."
He turns to look at Caboose in the eyes. "Cock sucker."
Caboose smiles. "Oh, well."
For some reason –he isn't sure why– Church enjoys losing control. When someone else takes responsibility so he can't be blamed.
Tex calls him a 'bratty sub'. Always disobeying orders just so he'll be punished and forced to follow them. So he'll be taken control of.
While he wants to go down, he rarely does without a fight.
Series
- Part 2 of Y'all Need Therapy. Have Some Tickles
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Spectrum's Mostly Finished WIPs by SamSpectrum, Shawn_Dreemurr (SamSpectrum)
Fandom: Red vs. Blue
21 Sep 2025
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I write so much but never post anything because I keep waiting for my WIPs to get finished. It's been going on for years so I figured I might as well put everything good out there, even if it's unfinished.
Some of these are pretty old, but others are what I've been recently working on. I'm posting them in the order they're in on my app. So mostly by date of original creation.
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Y'all Need Therapy. Have Some Tickles by SamSpectrum, Shawn_Dreemurr (SamSpectrum)
Fandom: Red vs. Blue
29 Mar 2023
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Caboose tickles the main cast. That's it. Have some tickles.
- Words:
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- Works:
- 4
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The Reds and Blues have a thing.
Sometimes, for some reason, they exchange bodies. Yeah, they don't get it either.
But sometimes, it helps them understand each other. Other times, it's just annoying.
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- Works:
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Series of naruto AUs.
An original character in the naruto world. They're an ex sex slave who is trying to get better with trauma. Stories about healing and getting better. Dad Kakashi and Gai. Romantic relationship with Rock Lee.
The protagonist is OP but more like Mob from Mob Psycho and Saitama from One Punch Man. It's mostly for humor purpose.- Words:
- 11,330
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All Emil wanted was a job, because you need a job to not be broke.
He had no idea delivering pizzas would be so dangerous.
Series
- Part 1 of Domestic Dabbles Starring Sargington
Bookmarked by Shawn_Dreemurr (SamSpectrum)
13 Jul 2022
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Donut looks like a cross between a football quarterback and a model. He’s got thick, wavy hair, broad shoulders, a jaw like it’s been carved from marble, and a pouting mouth half-lost under a beard. If there was a girl around, she’d probably call Donut hot, like unfairly hot, like holy fuck hot.
There’s just Simmons though, who makes a startled wheezing sound, trying to remember how to breathe.
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Simmons is bad at decisions but excellent at denial.
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- Part 1 of Days of Donut
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,084
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
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- Comments:
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- Kudos:
- 99
- Bookmarks:
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Bookmarked by Shawn_Dreemurr (SamSpectrum)
17 Jul 2025
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Even though the sentiment is so cheesy it could have been taken out of one of Donut's cliché fanfictions, Grif forces himself to admit that it's a comfort to have Simmons with him in an otherwise hopeless situation.
But company in misery never seems to end well.
Bookmarked by Shawn_Dreemurr (SamSpectrum)
10 Jun 2025
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Imitation Is the Sincerest Form of Flattery by whatthefuckisasweep
Fandoms: Red vs. Blue
22 Dec 2022
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“I want you to go down there and… impersonate… our friend Simmons. Lure the orange one into the backrooms. Lock him in there. I want to break these assholes before we go through with our plan. Especially Simmons. Fucker’s kind of crafty. Tried to pretend he was on our side.”
“So,” Gene says, rubbing his hands together evilly. “I’ll get to test out my super cool acting skills and make Simmons pissed.”
“And I get to monologue about my tragic past.”
“Aaaaaand I’m on it,” Gene calls, already running out the door. “Suck it, Simmons!”
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Instead of immediately putting Grif in the cell with the others, Temple decides he wants to take Simmons' happily ever after too.Bookmarked by Shawn_Dreemurr (SamSpectrum)
10 Jun 2025
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Riebeck has been stuck on this planet for a while now, long enough for OWV's newest astronaut to launch and come find them. Except, when they do, they charge into Riebeck's life like a hurricane and take them on an adventure that shakes their world to the core.
Bookmarked by Shawn_Dreemurr (SamSpectrum)
26 Apr 2025