Sarcasm_Is_My_First_Language
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Things That Are Broken... by Sarcasm_Is_My_First_Language
Fandoms: Now You See Me (2013)
08 Dec 2016
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"...Can Always Be Fixed"
SLIGHT AU: What would happen is circumstances were a bit different for the youngest horseman? If life was a bit more difficult, if he'd turned out just a little more broken... From First Sightings, to First Meetings, through pain and injury and love and family... Meet Jack Wilder and the family fate chose for him. -
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The Realisation of Stiles, otherwise known as 'Stiles the Whore'
In which Stiles realises something about herself and wonders how in hell and God's name with all her infinite genius she could've missed it.
'But when she thinks about it… She has actually… with all of them… "Oh god," Stiles groans. "I'm a whore…"'
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Careful what you wish for. Careful who you are becoming.
[The search for Holly leads back to the beginning.]
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14 Dec 2025
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My stranger things fics, chaptered and One-shots
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13 Dec 2025
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Steve had tried to warn them that going to the tunnels was too dangerous. And yet, here he was, in the tunnels beneath Hawkins, holding his nail bat in his bloodied hands like it was some kind of holy relic, standing between a bunch of kids and a hellscape that none of them could have ever imagined. Billy Hargrove’s fists had done their job well. He could still taste copper in his mouth and feel the warm stickiness of blood drying on his skin. His nose ached sharply every time he took a breath. But none of it mattered, because the only thing that did right now was keeping those little shits alive.
Little did he know, his life was about to change forever in ways that nobody could’ve expected.
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Or, the one where the party isn't alone in the tunnels beneath Hawkins.
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12 Dec 2025
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And just like that, in one small conversation, Sign Language becomes an escape language. When words are too much or the world is just a little bit too hard. It’s a way to communicate but stay silent. Keep everything between them like they aren’t letting their secrets out. It creates a distance that only a second language can create, and it works. For both of them.
Or: Robin knows Sign Language. Steve wants to learn.
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09 Dec 2025
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Robin snapped her fingers in front of his face, causing him to startle violently.
"Steve, are you even listening to me?" she asked, her expression twisted in clear annoyance.
Steve sighed, turning in his seat so he could get a better look at her mouth. Honestly, he was trying to drive. Couldn't she wait to talk until they got to work?
Or: Steve Harrington has lost the majority of his hearing. He just forgot to tell people about it.
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09 Dec 2025