Sarcasm_Is_My_First_Language
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Things That Are Broken... by Sarcasm_Is_My_First_Language
Fandoms: Now You See Me (2013)
07 Dec 2016
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"...Can Always Be Fixed"
SLIGHT AU: What would happen is circumstances were a bit different for the youngest horseman? If life was a bit more difficult, if he'd turned out just a little more broken... From First Sightings, to First Meetings, through pain and injury and love and family... Meet Jack Wilder and the family fate chose for him. -
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The Realisation of Stiles, otherwise known as 'Stiles the Whore'
In which Stiles realises something about herself and wonders how in hell and God's name with all her infinite genius she could've missed it.
'But when she thinks about it… She has actually… with all of them… "Oh god," Stiles groans. "I'm a whore…"'
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Santos gets into Langdon's head and Robby has to find a way to pick up the pieces.
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17 Apr 2026
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room rules by anincompletelist (soldouthaz)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
11 Apr 2026
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Barred from his own locker room after a game against Boston, Shane shows up to the Bears room instead, hoping for refuge.
He gets that and more.
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16 Apr 2026
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it's just background noise, anyway by anincompletelist (soldouthaz)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
16 Apr 2026
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“Why was the fucking balcony door open?”
“I had cigarette,” Ilya admits in a guilty rush. “You don’t like the smoke. I was—trying to get it out before you came. And then you were here, and I—”
And then Shane was here, and any hope of thinking about absolutely anything else had vanished into the chill of the night air. But he can’t say this, can’t say that the world narrows to a fine point when Hollander enters a room, that Ilya can finally fucking get in air when all he has to do is touch Shane like breathing and not carry Cups and build legacies and grin and bear it for cameras and share a last name and an ankle-weight of a country with his father.
“Sorry,” Ilya tells him again, hating the way his voice trembles.
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16 Apr 2026
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Saving the Dragons Through Comfort Foods by matchabae06
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
16 Apr 2026
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Elyse was a happy teen living in NYC with her family, until she died and was transported into the House of Dragons timeline. Now working as a servant, she needs to learn how to navigate a very different social system all while missing the comforts of home (mainly the food).
To make matters worse, she's stuck with some of the worst bosses of all time. Moody, unpredictable, with a penchant for burning people with their dragons, the Targaryens are not to be messed with. Especially the Aemond, the One-Eyed Prince.
But what if she could change things? What if she could fix these messy familial relationships and prevent a war that leaves all her favorite characters dead? And what if, in the process, she falls for a certain grumpy prince? -
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Shane's abortion journey.
Tentatively this series is complete, but I will leave it open in case inspiration strikes.
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15 Apr 2026