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  1. Summary

    Harry Potter is a Slytherin, and Hermione Granger is a Ravenclaw; they're the top two students in their year. Forced to team up for the tri-wizard tournament, the duo will deal with the rise of Voldemort, their own changing feelings, and teenage angst!

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    A series of one-shots chronicling the love story of Harry and Hermione

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  1. Public Bookmark 11

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    After Ginny reveals her new relationship with Draco Malfoy, Hermione decides that the best way to redirect Ron's fury away from his sister is to reveal another secret that his two best friends have been keeping from him.

    A little oneshot inspired by a phenomenal piece of fanart by Aerie Skysinger.

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    17 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 25

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    Harry is tired, ever since Fleur and Hermione met, they have been acting as if they were enemies, turns out they're both in love with him, so, even if he doesn't want to, he has to pick one of them if he wants to end this war. Who will win between Hermione and Fleur?

    Pairing: Harry/Hermione/Fleur.

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    14 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    Always shy of commitment, Harry lives as a serial dater. His best friend, Hermione, has wanted to marry and now has found Mr. Right — just as Harry realizes he really loves her. When she asks him to be in her bridal party, Harry seizes the opportunity to destroy the wedding and woo her himself. T-rating available on Fanfiction.net

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    14 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 77

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    In the Sorting Hat's wisdom, Harry Potter is sent into Slytherin House. Harry doesn't want to be a Slytherin, Slytherin House doesn't want to have the Boy-Who-Lived, and the Wizarding World doesn't want a Slytherin savior.

    People, in the end, see what they wish to see. Which is rather unfortunate for a Harry dressed in green.

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    11 Jan 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 29

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    After the deaths of his parents at the hands of the Dark Lord, Harry Potter is taken in by his godfather, Sirius Black. More important than this, however, is the fact that Harry Potter is a Slytherin.

    At least, that’s what is more important to Hermione Granger, a Gryffindor in the year below who finds herself just as much a loner as the Boy-Who-Lived and drawn to the dangerous gleam in his poison-green eyes.

    Unfortunately for her, snakes and lions just don’t get along – or is that just a lie that people tell?

    Or, a glance at Harry and Hermione’s relationship through and after the war.

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    09 Jan 2026