Schnorpser



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    There was a problem. An issue, a minor error. Something in the code that clearly wasn't working correctly.

    What if after the events of episode 7, Caine decides that the players unhappiness and general issues with the circus are his fault, and he goes about fixing that in the worst way possible.

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    19 Apr 2026

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    No, it could not possibly be cruel, they were bringing him back from the dead, this was a kindness.

    This belief was eventually reinforced when it was time to bring Caine back. The process, surprisingly, was incredibly simple. The circus worked just like any other computer system, with deleted items just ending up in the recycle bin. It had luckily not been long enough for Caine to be properly deleted.
    It was just a matter of dragging his code out of there, making some minor modifications so he couldn't go on a rampage again, and spawning his model into the prepared room.

    There was no fuss, everything seemed to be running perfectly.

    No one considered that maybe that isolated room near the end of the hallway was just out of earshot.

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    Aka, Caine gets brought back, but in a spare room, and ends up getting tortured by complete accident because no one realizes that might be a bad idea

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    03 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 7

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    So,

    I like hermes from all the animations on epic the musical.

    And if you know me, these characters I like don't have it easy in my works, this is no different.

    (Or: Hermes heavy angst with lot of fluff along the misery he's expirencing.)

    You can expect :

    -Brothery care from Apollo and soft spot revealed in Circe's character.

    -Sweet and lovely nymphs caring deeply for the messenger.

    -Stupid jokes this idiot makes on a wring of death.

    -Lots of doubts.

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    04 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 46

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    Hermes is one to get in trouble. He frequently dances on the line between mischief and outright defiance, always getting away with it. He’s so used to his antics being dismissed that he doesn’t even realize it when he finally crosses the line. Zeus decides that he’s had enough of his son’s carelessness and trickery, wanting nothing more but to make an example of him.

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    29 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 93

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    Zane struggles with weapons he isn’t used to. Zane struggles with what he offers.

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    11 Dec 2025