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    Road Runner knew a lot of things.

    He knew he was faster than just about any other living being on the planet, even when it came to other toons.

    He knew that Wile E. Coyote was one of the most determined toons he had ever met.

    He knew that he very much loved spending his day seeing what new inventive ways the Coyote planned on trying to catch him.

    Road Runner knew Wile E. Coyote’s methods by heart.

    So, naturally, he knew this trap was not made by his Coyote.

    (aka: my take on the Road Runner’s POV during the film)

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    11 Sep 2026

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    "Wait." Kevin's voice climbed half an octave. "If you swore not to talk until you caught the Road Runner, and you're talking now... I thought things were going well between you two!" He took a half-step back, eyes flicking past Coyote to the blue feather lying on the ground. He swallowed hard. He really, really hoped he wasn't looking at a murder scene. "Coyote. I don't do defense cases for cartoon manslaughter!"

    Or - Kevin learns that Coyote can talk.

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    11 Sep 2026

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    Wile has an enemy. A young man, new to the neighborhood, painfully entitled and loved by everyone.
    He keeps committing minor crimes, and it's starting to get not only annoying but infuriating. Wile tries so hard so get proof and after months of trying he still has nothing. He has decided to complain to his friend about this, because he has a right to. He's convinced that the hatred is two sided, because the guy keeps mocking him at any chance he gets. He can only hope to catch him one day.
    If only Bugs stopped flirting and started listening to what he has to say!
    ... Why is the runner walking into his shop with that frozen smile all of a sudden today?
    ... Why is he approaching Bugs?

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    11 Sep 2026

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    To court, the male roadrunner typically chases his mate by running. Gifts such as offering branches or displaying plumage are also part of the courtship ritual.

    Wile knew everything about roadrunners—all the cooking recipes, the flavors of their meat, their cuts, and how to prepare each one—so that question on Roadie's signboard was definitely a shock that threw him off balance.

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    11 Sep 2026

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    Road Runner gets jealous when Wile E. spends time with Bugs rather than him, and decides to show the coyote exactly what they are to each other.

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