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Seven years of suffering in the cupboard under the stairs infuse magic and pain into the walls, the cot, even the air itself. A crying Harry Potter unknowingly taps into his Peverell family magic and moulds his sorrows into a brand new friend. His dementor keeps him warm in its robes, keeps people away from him and listens to everything he has to say. And no one but Harry can even see it! He's never been as happy.
Until, one day, the dementor gives a gift to its maker that changes everything Harry has ever known. Whisked away from Privet Drive and surrounded by wizards and witches, Harry and his dementor-turned-familiar must work together to see through the many plots they've been ensnared in.
And who is the man who seems to live in Harry's head? And why is his new pet bunny such a dramaqueen?
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How To Lay Plans, Hatch A Plot & Raise Hell - A Serpent's Guide to Grand-hatchlings by SkullyGlocker
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Sep 2025
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Maybe, if Dumbledore hadn't been so quick to sweep Harry's first murder under the rug, Harry might have thought on it hard enough to feel regret. Instead, Dumbledore, as a trusted authority figure, assured the young boy saviour that he did no wrong.
Had Dumbledore been in any way competent at child rearing as opposed to training child soldiers, Harry would not have ended up making an accidental horcrux. Voldemort would still be insane. Nagini would have no hope of ever having grand-hatchlings to dote on.
(Harry somehow winds up in the middle of a ritual circle just as Voldemort is finishing the ritual to make another horcrux. Voldemort tries to backpedal. All he succeds in is becoming Harry's horcrux. Which might have been reversible had Harry not been harboring a secret in his scar.)
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Ended up with four enjoyable poems, nursery rhymes(?), after a random three hour hyperfocus session. Decided to post them and see if anyone wants to take a look. Feel free to play with them, use them in your own work if you find any use for them. I'll never publish these so go ham. (I'd love a link if you make something)
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Harry was half convinced someone had drugged the entire student population. Voldemort was so terrifying that no one dared speak his name, but oogling his nudes in public was just fine and dandy? What was wrong with people?
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It was the perfect resurrection. With Harry's help, his son and heir by blood and magic, Lord Voldemort managed what none have dared attempt. He rose from a state as close to death as an immortal God could ever experience. He defeated a prophecy by rendering his son and heir unable to harm him; for the most ancient and most noble blood of Slytherin could never act against the family's reigning lord.
And last, but not least, by using the blood of a parselmouth after first strengthening it through blood adoption, Lord Voldemort had managed to coax out and awaken the ancient naga heritage that gave Slytherin's heirs the ability to command serpents and weild but a fraction of a naga's parselmagic. Now, the lost race of those Gods of Magic was resurrected along with the darkest Dark Lord - for Lord Voldemort had rebuilt himself in the form of a naga and now controlled in full the vast powers he was always destined to have.
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Death has something special in store for the first one who tried to defy him seven times: in the case of Voldemort, it’s the dreaded punishment of parenthood. Cue the most chaotic blended family, Cruciatus lessons from Bellatrix, duplicitous Uncle Sev, and teenage rebellion of epic proportions.
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11 Oct 2025
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“You’re really quite a delight, Harry. I can’t believe I went weeks thinking you were useless and boring.”
Somehow, unwittingly, Harry finds himself engaged to Tom Riddle.
He’s not entirely sure how that happened.
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The Boy Who Lived To Be Wooed by chaoscookiescrimes
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Feb 2025
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In the end, Dumbledore was right about the power of love. Love wins. For some reason, no one thinks this is what he meant.
Or, the one where after years of drifting the diary horcrux finds the main soul piece and they merge.
It has… interesting consequences. Like Voldemort gaining his soul mark and regrowing a nose.
Oh, and learning that his soulmate is Harry Potter.
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Grind the Stones and Keep the Songs by Singing_Siren
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Mar 2023
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It's time for Harry to go to wizard school, but he's not leaving behind the people that raised him. He carries his dragon-mum and his goblin teachers in him wherever he goes, in everything he does. It's time for the wizarding world to see what Harry can do when given the proper chance, and he's going to make the most of it. But why is his scar hurting around the Defense professor? And why is Professor Snape not at all like the jerk that the older years describe?
(On Hiatus for the time being, sorry! I have a lot of work to do on my other series)Series
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Weigh the Scales and Grind the Stones by Singing_Siren
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Mar 2023
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“I have been waiting for you, hatchling,” the dragon says. Its voice is a hissing cadence that echoes through the cave.
Harry’s eyes go wide. The dragon can speak? Can all dragons speak? Or is it just the ones that live with the goblins? They have to talk to each other somehow, right?
“A human horcrux,” the dragon rumbles, looking pleased. “Never before has one graced my hoard. I will take good care of you, young wizard, until my dying day.”
Harry worries at his lip before nodding. He’d rather take a dragon than go back to the Dursleys after being gone all this time. They wouldn’t be happy with him, especially with the dirt and mud on his hands and in his hair.
At six years old, Harry finds a hole in the ground that leads to a new stage in his life. He meets a goblin, makes a new friend, and finds out that one of the Great Ones has been searching for him. Somehow, an ancient dragon is a better guardian than the Dursleys ever were.
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