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  1. Rec 97

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    Andrew sits hugging his knees, staring out into the distance. Neil doesn’t like disturbing people’s peace but his curiosity and borderline obsession with exy means he cares more about what Andrew has to say as a player than he does about cutting short his moment of quietness.

    He takes his chance and walks up to him, stopping feet away. “Hi, I'm Neil,” he introduces himself. “That was an amazing game.” Witnessing his quarrel with Gordon gave Neil a clue about Andrew’s personality, but he’s not scared of the reaction he might have at Neil’s blunt introduction. He wants to get to know his game and he’s not going to be shy about it. “How long have you been a keeper?”

    Andrew barely turns his head to look at Neil. “Long enough.”

    “As in long enough to get tired of it, or as in you’re experienced enough to be that good?”

    or, Neil and Andrew meet at summer camp, and rules were meant to be broken

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    24 Jan 2025

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    “Sorry, I didn’t mean to wake you,” Neil rasps, cheeks flushing as Andrew’s eyes roam over his body. His breath hitches when Andrew pushes onto his elbows, shifting until he’s up against Neil’s side.

    Andrew presses his thumb against Neil’s lower lip, a gentle pressure, but it still sends sparks shooting to the tips of Neil's toes. “Yes or no,” Andrew murmurs.

    “Yes,” Neil whispers, almost immediately, and sighs in relief when Andrew presses their lips together.

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    Neil is used to nightmares. But these dreams... these dreams are newer, different. Neil never used to have dreams like these.

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    05 Nov 2024

  3. Rec 72

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    Neil surprises his boyfriends. Andrew and Kevin are shook.

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    29 Oct 2024

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    As a shinobi of Otogakure, he is sent on a mission to Konohagakure as the Hokage’s new bride to seal an alliance between the two nations.

    Step one: Learn Konoha’s secrets
    Step two: Whisper recommendations into the Hokage’s ear
    Step three: Set the village up for Oto’s attack

    In every village, there is only one person more influential than the Kage — it is their spouse.

    It begins with Uchiha Sasuke’s betrothal to Uzumaki Naruto.

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    08 Oct 2021

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    After eight years of struggling, Naruto finally caves and confesses to Sasuke. But it's okay; nothing is going to change between them. Everything will be the same.

    ...The moment Sasuke stops bringing it up every twenty seconds, it'll be the same.

    SNS, oneshot.

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    21 Jan 2021