13 Bookmarks by SlabMeatPunch
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for the friends i've made (for the sleepless nights) by reclist
Fandoms: All For The Game - Nora Sakavic
06 Aug 2024
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Andrew sits hugging his knees, staring out into the distance. Neil doesn’t like disturbing people’s peace but his curiosity and borderline obsession with exy means he cares more about what Andrew has to say as a player than he does about cutting short his moment of quietness.
He takes his chance and walks up to him, stopping feet away. “Hi, I'm Neil,” he introduces himself. “That was an amazing game.” Witnessing his quarrel with Gordon gave Neil a clue about Andrew’s personality, but he’s not scared of the reaction he might have at Neil’s blunt introduction. He wants to get to know his game and he’s not going to be shy about it. “How long have you been a keeper?”
Andrew barely turns his head to look at Neil. “Long enough.”
“As in long enough to get tired of it, or as in you’re experienced enough to be that good?”
or, Neil and Andrew meet at summer camp, and rules were meant to be broken
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- English
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- 45,387
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 47
- Kudos:
- 403
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- 97
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- 8,790
Bookmarked by SlabMeatPunch
24 Jan 2025
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“Sorry, I didn’t mean to wake you,” Neil rasps, cheeks flushing as Andrew’s eyes roam over his body. His breath hitches when Andrew pushes onto his elbows, shifting until he’s up against Neil’s side.
Andrew presses his thumb against Neil’s lower lip, a gentle pressure, but it still sends sparks shooting to the tips of Neil's toes. “Yes or no,” Andrew murmurs.
“Yes,” Neil whispers, almost immediately, and sighs in relief when Andrew presses their lips together.
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Neil is used to nightmares. But these dreams... these dreams are newer, different. Neil never used to have dreams like these.
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05 Nov 2024
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Neil surprises his boyfriends. Andrew and Kevin are shook.
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- Part 5 of Foxy
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29 Oct 2024
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As a shinobi of Otogakure, he is sent on a mission to Konohagakure as the Hokage’s new bride to seal an alliance between the two nations.
Step one: Learn Konoha’s secrets
Step two: Whisper recommendations into the Hokage’s ear
Step three: Set the village up for Oto’s attackIn every village, there is only one person more influential than the Kage — it is their spouse.
It begins with Uchiha Sasuke’s betrothal to Uzumaki Naruto.
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- English
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- 53,313
- Chapters:
- 15/15
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 534
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- 2,338
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- 637
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- 44,621
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08 Oct 2021
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After eight years of struggling, Naruto finally caves and confesses to Sasuke. But it's okay; nothing is going to change between them. Everything will be the same.
...The moment Sasuke stops bringing it up every twenty seconds, it'll be the same.
SNS, oneshot.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 8,013
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 12
- Comments:
- 335
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- 12,092
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- 2,592
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- 90,141
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21 Jan 2021
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In the same way Icarus had flown too close to the sun and plummeted to his death, Sasuke Uchiha now had a vibrator stuck in his ass.
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- Part 1 of The Best of Friends
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 26,053
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Comments:
- 399
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- 8,809
- Bookmarks:
- 1,865
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- 125,145
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07 Oct 2019
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The first thing Sasuke said to the grinning blonde man was, 'I don't pay for sex.'
The escort threw back his head in laughter, 'Let me guess! Because you think you're soooo hot you expect me to fall onto my knees and beg you to do anything you want to my body for absolutely no charge?'
Sasuke's replied with one emotionless word, 'Yes.'- Language:
- English
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- 144,041
- Chapters:
- 25/25
- Comments:
- 608
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- 798
- Bookmarks:
- 149
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- 23,582
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23 Feb 2019
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COMPLETE. Naruto has been dating Sakura for a messy, on-and-off again six years. It's too bad Sasuke's been irrevocably in love with him for ten. Angst to smut! Oneshot, modern AU, Narusasu, very brief Narusaku, and mentions of Sakuino.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 21,777
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 113
- Kudos:
- 2,609
- Bookmarks:
- 579
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- 41,802
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22 Jan 2019
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Sasuke's a writer whose been writing the same words for years. He's tired, he's annoyed, and his money situation is...pretty messed up, even by student standards.
Enter Naruto.
Modern AU (College/University), Sasunaru/Narusasu. Complete! Not a birthday fic, but posted for Sasuke's birthday!
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 112,231
- Chapters:
- 35/35
- Collections:
- 9
- Comments:
- 2,029
- Kudos:
- 4,551
- Bookmarks:
- 1,234
- Hits:
- 121,185
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21 Jan 2019
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Sasuke is sober, tired, and bitterly regretting letting his friends drag him out to a bar. At least he can pet this dog, though. SNS, Modern AU, Oneshot. Complete!
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 13,135
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 207
- Kudos:
- 5,431
- Bookmarks:
- 1,136
- Hits:
- 43,154
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08 Dec 2018
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After his best friend moves out to live with her fiancé, Gabriel Reyes finds himself in the frustrating process of finding a new roommate.
Lena knows just the right person.
Unfortunately for Gabriel, it’s the same feline-humanoid he had an embarrassing rebound hook-up with months before at a costume party.
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- English
- Words:
- 58,147
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 151
- Kudos:
- 872
- Bookmarks:
- 169
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- 13,531
Bookmarked by SlabMeatPunch
16 Aug 2017
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„Seriously. What kind of supernatural being did I piss off to deserve this,“ sighed Tsukishima on their way up to the mountain. Akaashi sat next to him in the little chair lift and watched the trails of small paw prints disappear between the clusters of fir trees. The snow glittered in the sun, the air was icy fresh and everything would have been picture perfect if it wasn't for the intruder shaking his snowboard around in the third seat.
“Are you talking about me?” asked Tanaka, whom Tsukishima was very obviously talking about.
“Do you see any other people which the devil would have sent to punish me?”
“There's some right behind us,” said Tanaka, pointing to the following chair lift filled with an excitedly jumping Bokuto, a maniacally smiling Nishinoya and Kuroo who sat in the middle and looked like he contemplated jumping into the treetops below.
Well – he did have a point there.
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- Part 6 of Stupid boys talking and maybe some smut
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 121,450
- Chapters:
- 14/14
- Comments:
- 1,422
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- 3,681
- Bookmarks:
- 670
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- 74,548
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18 Sep 2016
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Love, Dreams, Impending End of the World and other minor problems (Or: The Long Awaited Sequel) - A Jason/Percy/Nico/Will Fanfiction by MelChan1003
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, PJO - Fandom, HoO - Fandom
04 Sep 2016
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Nico still can't believe it. Of all the people in the world, he's dating none other than Percy Jackson. It's a dream come true.
If only he wasn't that nervous and more confident with Percy. Not to mention that their two best friends, Jason and Will, do their best to cockblock them for the longest time.
What is it with them, anyways? And why is Percy always so awfully considerate of them whenever they are around?
Since Nico is still harboring feelings for the two (though nobody ever had to find out about that!), that should be his job, shouldn't it?
Then again, he doesn't really mind. He likes it most when all of them are around anyways, and just having them close is more than enough to make him happier than he could have ever dared dreaming.
But of course, things can't always be rosy. There's Jason who still has a promise to fulfill, Will who starts having nightmares nobody understands, Nico is expected to visit the Underworld while not being able to use his godly powers and Percy keeps doubting himself and wonders if he isn't keeping Nico from being truly happy.The long awaited sequel to the Advent Calendar. Might turn into Jasercillico, but will stay Percico for a long time.
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- Part 2 of Making Nico Happy
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,016,299
- Chapters:
- 41/41
- Comments:
- 1,450
- Kudos:
- 1,728
- Bookmarks:
- 152
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- 96,906
Bookmarked by SlabMeatPunch
20 Sep 2015