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“kill them with kindness” wrong. CAR. by lemonlimemadness
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
29 Jan 2025
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Bruce, like every self-respecting young Gothamite did, pretended to be a decent human being for as long as he was in the presence of his driving instructors. It’s been years and hundreds of speeding tickets since then, and that’s without even mentioning his handling of the Batmobile.
Now, it’s Dick’s turn. Having just turned sixteen, he can finally apply for a driver’s license (legally). The problem?
Dick, who basically grew up in the front seat of the Batmobile, has no benchmark for what is considered ‘normal’ driving.
Alternatively; Dick Grayson is finally allowed to take his driving test. There are casualties involved.
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- Part 6 of fueled by coffee, spite and kirby music
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05 Nov 2025
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Don’t Pick Up Children From the Trash Can by lemonlimemadness
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
13 Jan 2025
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Gotham’s elite don't hiss the words charity case or publicity stunt to one another in opulent halls, uncalloused hands raised to disguise the shape of those scandalous, scandalous words.
They say bastard.
And for once, they’re actually right.
(Or; Batkids are Bruce’s biological kids AU)
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- Part 7 of fueled by coffee, spite and kirby music
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05 Nov 2025
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Upon seeing the Joker trying to hold a four year old hostage in Gotham Mall, Bruce does the logical thing. Which is to beat the shit out of him.
In public, out of costume.
Gotham reacts.
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- Part 1 of In which there is Social Media
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05 Nov 2025
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“So!” Dick says with great fanfare, throwing himself across Bruce’s designated chair with nary a care in the world.
The Justice League look on with a mix of befuddled awe, like they’ve never seen a child dressed up like a traffic light before. Which they haven't. Bruce mentally steels himself as Dick clears his throat. “Why am I here, you ask? Well, when two people love one another very, very much-”
“You’re adopted.” Bruce says.
Or; Bruce lets Dick attend a Justice League meeting on the Watchtower. Bruce has regrets.
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- Part 5 of fueled by coffee, spite and kirby music
- Part 1 of Platinum Tier Fics (personal favourites)
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05 Nov 2025
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I've never been a natural all I do is try, try, try by persephone_child
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, Teen Titans - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
21 Jul 2025
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There are three things the Justice League is absolutely certain about Batman:
1. He’s got trust issues the size of Gotham.
2. He probably has, like, two kids. Max three.
3. He definitely doesn’t do softness.Until Nightwing gets dosed mid-battle with a new truth serum, and starts calling Batman Dad in front of everyone like it’s common knowledge.
(Or: Lex Luthor rallies a villain team-up, the League calls in the Titans, and a delirious Dick Grayson shatters the illusion Bruce has spent years crafting)
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05 Nov 2025