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Eddie’s massage therapist is Briana.
He confirmed this six times: twice on the website, once during a phone call he made from his truck in the grocery store parking lot like it was a covert operation, three more times in the confirmation email.
"Eddie?"
He looks up.
That is not Briana.
The guy standing in the hallway entrance is tall and built like someone whose job description wildly undersold the physical reality. There's a birthmark above his eye that shouldn't work but does, way too much, and his scrubs fit him well. They — okay. They fit him obscenely well, actually.
His arms. God, his arms. They're just arms. Everyone has arms.
Eddie is suddenly, involuntarily, thinking about what it would feel like to have those arms braced on either side of him. Or around him. Or holding him down.
Which is not a thought he's ever had about a man's arms before. He's pretty sure. He's almost sure. He's going to move on from this.
He is going to stop looking at the arms.
Any second now.
Or,
It's just a massage. Eddie can survive that. Right?- Language:
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11 Apr 2026
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Cheng Xiaoshi has seen enough pornos to know seducing the devastatingly hot pizza delivery guy should be easy.
His plan is simple:
Step 1. Order pizza
Step 2. Seduce the delivery guy using porn logic
Step 3. Lose virginityEverything falls apart somewhere around Step 2.
Which makes sense, because Cheng Xiaoshi is a disaster bisexual virgin who treats vulnerability like a mortal threat. And Lu Guang—quiet, sharp-eyed, unfairly gorgeous—is utterly unflappable. Still, what starts as a very stupid plan somehow turns into a romance neither of them has any business falling into: against common sense, against probability, and definitely against the Daddy Joe’s employee handbook.
Porn did not prepare Cheng Xiaoshi for this one.
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01 Apr 2026
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Kon is trying to seduce someone – he won’t tell Tim who – and he enlists Tim’s help to try to hone his flirtation skills. This surely won’t end in disaster for Tim, who’s had a thing for Kon practically since they met.
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24 Feb 2026
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Shirayuki didn't exactly know what to expect when she called the number on the nondescript business card flicked into her face, but she certainly wasn't expect that kind of a call. It isn't long before she decides that maybe calling the stranger back isn't such a bad thing.
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25 Jan 2026
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There's never been a man Levi trusts to touch him.
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- Part 1 of porn, basically
- Part 1 of liminal
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20 Nov 2025