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  1. Public Bookmark 22

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    Akira, Morgana, Ryuji, and Yusuke are pathetic, chronically masturbating virgins. After exploring a deadly, uncharted part of Mementos, they discover a modern day god, LuckyLuciano17k, who forces them to partake in No Nut November. Should they go an entire month without wacking it, they will become gods. But if they give in, their wieners are forfeit. Can they make it?

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    12 Feb 2025

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    Hilarious (like genuinely giggle like a fucking highyena levels of hilarious in which the 4 male phantom thieves must work through no nut November.

    Or die trying

    Psychological, memetic and introspective give it a reread every now and then

    Chapter 8

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    The time of the Phantom Thieves had come and gone. However, Akira Kurusu had made it; he had raised a family, and was content to retire into his golden years.

    Then the world reverted to April of 2016.

    Once more, Akira was trapped in an unjust game...and there was no telling as to what changes there were.

    The worst part? Akira's experience as an adult makes dealing with life as a teenager rather unbearable...and that's not even getting into the stuff he's forgotten over many years...

    But Akira can make it; after all, losing isn't an option for the leader of the Phantom Thieves.

    [A story where Joker grew old beyond the time of P5 Vanilla...but now finds himself going through New Game+ in the world of P5 Royal.]

    [Chapter 76 Update (2/01/2026): We cover the rest of November the 27th and the 28th. Among other things, Yusuke draws his first doujinshi.]

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    11 Jan 2025

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    You'll (never) see it coming
    Chapter 19
    Akira (Leave me alone AAAAH) gets sent back in time. Cuz the two big baddies of the original persona series can sense an even biggerer baddy...
    This is coming across as really catty, FUTURE ME DIS IS GOOD.
    Some of the embeds are inconsistent and tbh I wonder to what extent 'music' is really necessary for tone. The writer already gets that across pretty well with the languages having to play a video which will hit at different points depending on one's reading speed is awkward AF.

    Other than tho, haru/Akira is top 3 frfr maybe top 4 it's already established a unique identity as not just being 'persona but no game' has established it's mysteries really well and I'm actually like.

    Really good fic. Mucho reccomendo to all the zero people who are gonna see this

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    AU where Ren is a third year at Shujin and sits behind Makoto in class.

    If you like ShuMako but you always kinda wished it was the main focus of the game, then this is the story for you!

    A retelling of Persona 5 Royal with a hard focus on Ren and Makoto, along with general team bonding moments and teen shenanigans.

    [NG+ in terms of stats and Personas]
     

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    05 Jan 2025

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    Sitting behind you
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    An hilarious tooth rooting fluffy fic of ren/mako (idk why tf it's called shumako but okay) author is a delight with a wicked sense of humour, the phantom thieves being silly together rather than in one off arcana interactions is something that was missing in the original games and this makes up for that in earnest.

    9/10. Gon be the kind of fic we think of when we think of p5

  4. Public Bookmark 22

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    21 years after the events of Persona 5 Royal, the Phantom Thieves have long been in retirement. Each member continued to follow their passions well into adulthood, some even starting families of their own.

    However, even after the distorted desires of the public were stolen away from them many years ago, something new has started to spread from the depths of the human hearts into the lives of everyday people. The hearts that once wished to be chained down into submission, now fester with the intense desire for violence and hatred.

    As Mei Niijima, the daughter of the Trickster, grapples with a heartbreaking loss in the family, she’s thrown into an unforgiving world of reflections. Once she faces her inner self through bloodshed, she awakens to the furious power of Persona. With that, she embarks on the Fool’s Journey of self-discovery, and tries to seek atonement.

    But the human heart, while it has the potential to be infallible, it may not always be able to overcome the most powerful of instincts.

    Disclaimer: This is a work-in-progress story, but I have the rough idea for how it'll work out.

    [[Back from Hiatus?! Updates every once in a while!]]

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    02 Jan 2025

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    Ch 16
    Echoes of annihilation
    A Persona 5 after story with some.really interesting mystery threads. What happened (actually) to the Nijimas youngest, what da hell is going on with the organisation and why hatred why blood? And when will Morgana watch the lock picking lawyer

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    A power vacuum opens up after the Great War and Tanya is sucked into it.

    Note: Oh, that teen and up rating? I mean that. Tanya is NOT Hitler. No gas chambers, no Dr. Mengele, no death camps. We all good? Great!

    Semi-spoiler description: The Empire has lost the war and suffers under oppression by their enemies from the humiliating terms of surrender. Beset on all sides, they turn toward the one that had never failed them, never faltered, and has overcome all obstacles: White Silver.

    Barred from active military service by treaty, Tanya turns her attention toward an arena where she is much more comfortable... politics!

    NOTE: It has been said, rightly, that it takes a few chapters before she gets into politics. This is true.

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    21 Mar 2022

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