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[Podfic] Traditional by multiplelizards by SnakeOilSalesDepartment
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
17 Mar 2026
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Aiden leaves a gift in Lambert's bag. Lambert has to return the favor, of course. It's traditional. -
[Podfic] Posada Remix (But with Geralt from the Books, and Jaskier from Netflix) by Descarada by SnakeOilSalesDepartment
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, The Witcher (TV)
13 Mar 2026
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I read the Witcher books, and Geralt is a sensitive boi about the whole mutant thing. Multiple times he mutters to himself about how THoSe PeoPLE don't think he has FeElings.So I just really think he'd be charmed as hell by Netflix Jaskier. It would be big 'I've had him for a day and a half and if anything happened to him I'd kill everyone in this tavern and then myself' energy.
So I imagined what would happen if Book Geralt met Netflix Jaskier that day at that tavern in Posada. (Spoiler he loves hi
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[Podfic] An Act of Mercy by Asidian by SnakeOilSalesDepartment
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
10 Feb 2026
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Now the only sound is the pathetic whimpering of the man still strapped to the table, wet with his own blood, sans eyes and sans tongue.
Does he even know they’re here?
It’s hard to say. He’s jerking and crying and thrashing, still, tearing the skin at his wrists in his efforts to get away. Astarion schools his face into something unaffected, and he carefully doesn’t look at the man.
He’s seen a thousand scenes just like this one.
He’s lived them.
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[Podfic] Spill For Me by BlackLightNightLight (BorealLights) by SnakeOilSalesDepartment
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
29 Jan 2026
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Kinktober Day 7: Coming in ClothesOne night as they winter in Lettenhove, Geralt kneels for Jaskier. He gets rewarded with soft touches and sweet words, plus a little bit more.
Day 7 Joke: Geology rocks but Geography is where it’s at!
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[Podfic] Again, Again, Again by not_whelmed_yet by SnakeOilSalesDepartment
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
26 Jan 2026
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The first time Wyll and Astarion had fallen in bed together, the others in their party had been skeptical. Astarion had overheard them talking around the fire, skulking on the edge of camp once after a hunt.“I envy their passion,” Gale had said, “the shortest relationships often burn the brightest. But they are very different people. Wyll is so sincere and so honorable. And Astarion - well. It’s hard to imagine them together long term.”
Because Wyll was perfect, and Astarion was perfectly dreadful. How could they ever last
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[Podfic] Customs of Courtship and Marriage by JackIronsides by SnakeOilSalesDepartment
Fandom The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
05 Feb 2025
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[Podfic] The Kaer Morhen Book Club by SnakeOilSalesDepartment
Fandom The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
25 Jul 2023
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[Podfic] An Acorn in the Moonlight by SnakeOilSalesDepartment
Fandom Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
02 Jan 2025
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Special thanks to my partner for letting me use their recording equipment and embedding it for me, and for helping me retrieve what i could when i lost my recording. I love you so much honey <3 thank you for letting me play baldur's gate too and always encouraging me to be creative. I'm the luckiest man in the world :3
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[Podfic] Precursor by tiger_moran by SnakeOilSalesDepartment
Fandom Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Sherlock Holmes (Downey films), Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle
24 Jul 2023
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Ciri saw the end of Geralt’s fever dream. But what if Jaskier saw the beginning of it?
Much brooding and introspection on Jaskier’s part as he tries to work out what he saw and feels in song that he won't be able to sing.
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[Podfic] Perpetual 1908 by shavir_light by SnakeOilSalesDepartment
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
19 Jan 2025
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This is a new side of Lestat, one that accepts Louis’ rule and lets himself be guided by his hand. There is a longing in him, a need for release from his own impulses, from his own sense of control. Has Paris done this to him, as well? Filled him with too many sorrows for keeping, made him crave a departure from his own mind?Louis buys Lestat a watch. The gift is well-received.
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Double Shot of Midas by afterhourscafe
Fandoms: Fables: The Wolf Among Us (Video Game), Fables - Willingham
25 Apr 2022
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Bigby has one too many drinks at the Trip Trap.
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Posada Remix (But with Geralt from the Books, and Jaskier from Netflix) by Descarada
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, The Witcher (TV)
08 May 2024
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I read the Witcher books, and Geralt is a sensitive boi about the whole mutant thing. Multiple times he mutters to himself about how THoSe PeoPLE don't think he has FeElings.
So I just really think he'd be charmed as hell by Netflix Jaskier. It would be big 'I've had him for a day and a half and if anything happened to him I'd kill everyone in this tavern and then myself' energy.
So I imagined what would happen if Book Geralt met Netflix Jaskier that day at that tavern in Posada. (Spoiler he loves him.)
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Caleb doesn't mind Nott's teeth nearly as much as she expects.