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I May Be Bad (But I'm Perfectly Good At It) by Snarkie
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Oct 2023
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Just more of these two throwing each other around (with Draco, of course, ending up on top).
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The Affliction of the Feeling Leaves Me Wanting More by Snarkie
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Apr 2023
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When Harry moves he needs to find a new BDSM club, so he tries that place he's been meaning to check out. It turns out there's only one problem: Draco Malfoy's there too. And she looks really, really good in platform boots.
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Malfoy laughs, and it’s the rich, taunting laugh that he hasn’t gotten to hear turned his way since sixth year.
“All this time, Potter,” she smirks, “Whenever you were tossing insults back my way, you were trying not to get wet. I can see it on your face; it’s the exact same look you got as a little Gryffindor.”
He opens his mouth to deny it, but why bother? Malfoy knows she’s right.Series
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Y/n is having a hard time adjusting to a new school, so Y/n's mom prepares a surprise.
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Elren refuses to eat; Kirla disapproves
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The General's First Mage by ornamentalcabbage (Snarkie)
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types
15 Nov 2016
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Who knew these kinds of revelations could spring from such a colossally stupid decision? [On Hiatus]
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Chains and Whips and World Travel (Because These Two Need a Vacation) by Snarkie
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Oct 2023
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Agent Henry Fox-Mountchristen is an asshole.
Alex is 90% sure those exact words are going in this mission report. Yeah, they’re supposed to be objective when writing this shit up, but that isn’t his opinion. It’s a fact.
(CIA agent Alex Claremont-Diaz and MI6 agent Henry Fox-Mountchristen don’t exactly get along, but that doesn’t keep their respective agencies from insisting they work together as partners. Then a mission in Colombia changes everything, and their relationship begins to shift and grow into something that neither of them ever expected… and something that could have deadly consequences.)
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- Part 1 of (Super)Nova, Baby
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And you must keep your soul/ Like a secret in your throat by athena_crikey
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
10 Nov 2023
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Lan Zhan looks at him, his gaze assessing. Then, slowly, he drops his hand to his hip. He unbuckles his sword from where it’s hanging from a leather belt, and lifts it to place it on the kitchen counter just outside his easy reach. “I’m here to ask for your help. Not compel you. I believe Wen Chao, and perhaps others in his sect, have been somehow perverting cultivation with the influence of the supernatural. The undead, specifically.”
Wei Ying takes an entirely unnecessary breath. “My influence, you mean.”
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13 Jul 2025
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Howling by MimiSpearmint
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 May 2022
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“Sizhui, go to the kitchen,” the Yiling Patriarch orders. His charge – Sizhui, Lan Wangji presumes – hesitates but obeys, looking back over his shoulder as he disappears. Apprentice out of the blast zone, the Patriarch storms up to Lan Wangji, eyes flashing red. “Three words: I. Am. Retired.”
Lan Wangji is sent by the Institute to do two things: become the Yiling Patriarch's familiar, and report back his every movement. It does not go how any of them planned.
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13 Jul 2025
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Hear a song this deeply by so_shhy
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Sep 2022
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“I’m not here to help you with your work,” said Lan Zhan, injecting frost into his voice to deter any further attempts at charm. “I’ll be focusing on my research.”
Wei Ying cocked his head. “Research?” he said.
“Mm. I’m a cultivation researcher, not a department employee. I’m reconstructing the ancient musical cultivation techniques of the Lan clan.”
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Lan Zhan’s new liaison at the Caiyi Municipal Cultivation Department is an enigma – ridiculously talented, yet somehow content with mopping up spiritual pests for barely above minimum wage. Wei Ying is slapdash and irresponsible, and Lan Zhan doesn’t like him at all… but then he meets A-Yuan, who loves music and longs for a piano his father can’t afford.
Forced into cautious friendship by a four-year-old's music lessons, Lan Zhan soon realises Wei Ying is more than he seems. The single father is a man of many secrets – including, perhaps, the key to Lan Zhan's life's work. And in the meantime, the background resentment in Caiyi Town is rising to dangerous levels…
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13 Jul 2025
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You Belong Only to Me by loving_wangxian
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Oct 2022
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“I promise. I am forever dianxia’s. What belongs to you will not disappear.”
“T-then don’t call me ‘dianxia’. Call me Lan Zhan.“
“Ok, Lan Zhan,” he blushed.
Lan Wangji’s ears turned red.
“What is your name?”
The boy smiled so brightly he took Lan Wangji’s breath away. He could only be his.
“Wei Ying.”
His Wei Ying.
*Now also available on watt pad (same title, same acc name)
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