Someofusarequeer
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Taggie isn't exactly a newly turned vampire, she's a born vampire, just like the rest of her family. Only she's an incredibly late bloomer, being behind her peers in more ways than one. She's never managed to feed on a human and still struggles with control and maintaining her hunger.
When she bumps into a charming Rupert at a little café in the new town that the O'Hara's now call home, he ends up offering his services to help with her little predicament.
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What If? by Someofusarequeer for hermioneobliviates
Fandoms: Rivals (TV 2024), Rutshire Chronicles - Jilly Cooper
16 Aug 2025
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Taggie O'Hara and Rupert Campbell-Black. Two artists, with completely different approaches to their passion.
Both working at an art gallery for the summer, Taggie as an intern, and Rupert as the artist for an upcoming exhibition.
Both talented, inspired individuals, with completely different styles.
Both soulmates to other people. But will it matter in the face of their growing chemistry? When their own contrasting visions cause them to be stuck working together for the summer, they'll both grapple with what it means to be at the mercy of fate.
The minor character/children deaths are completely off-page, mentioned briefly as the news is given, and then only in retrospect. -
To Be Cared For by Someofusarequeer
Fandoms: Rivals (TV 2024), Rutshire Chronicles - Jilly Cooper
12 May 2025
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New Year's Eve party where everything is the same except, Taggie gets roofied, and as soon as Rupert realizes, he steps in to take care of her for the night.
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Reading Between the Lines by Someofusarequeer
Fandoms: Rivals (TV 2024), Rutshire Chronicles - Jilly Cooper
30 Jan 2025
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“I am correct in thinking you are an official item, yes? It would do no good for you to be out gallivanting around with your partner’s much younger daughter if you aren’t a serious couple, especially given your penchant for women.”
Rupert feels a smile tugging at the corners of his lips, finally seeing where Lady Gosling was heading this whole time, and Rupert being Rupert, impulsively jumps at the opportunity he sees laid out before him, “Oh absolutely, Lady Gosling. You are only too right, of course, and the last thing we want is to hurt our chances for the franchise.”
Rupert reaches a hand out to Taggie, and almost in a daze, she delicately places her own hand into his, which he holds up in front of him, his eyes locked onto the very stunned pair staring up at him, and he just can’t help himself; “Isn’t that right, darling?” He murmurs into her knuckles before pressing a soft kiss to them.
Or; Rupert's reputation is a problem for the franchise, the solution? Fake dating Taggie to show he's a changed man.
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Daddy's Pleasure by Someofusarequeer for insight
Fandoms: Rivals (TV 2024), Rutshire Chronicles - Jilly Cooper
24 Jan 2025
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Rupert is trying to finish the last little bit of his work before the married couple is meant to leave for their weekend getaway, but Taggie is bored. She pesters Rupert until he issues a final warning that if she interrupts him one more time, he's going to give her pretty mouth something to do. Cue the facefucking!
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i turned my face away (and dreamed about you) by Anonymous for overdead
Fandoms: Rivals (TV 2024), Rutshire Chronicles - Jilly Cooper
28 Dec 2025
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And it starts like this: a wry twist of a sin-soaked smile and skin that glows golden in the light leaking out from the hallway, illuminating jet-black hair threaded with silver and warm, hazel eyes. There’s a rush of pink across her cheeks that she’s helpless to fight against, even as she wishes desperately she’d worn something other than her brother’s tattered university jumper and frilly, polka dot pyjama trousers.
“You are certainly not one of my daughter’s friends,” he says slowly, looking her up and down. A candy cane hangs loose between his lips, dropping to the ground when he offers her another grin. He doesn’t even seem to notice. “No, I’d have remembered you.”
or, the holiday au
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you're hungry 'cause you starve by sandpapersnowman for ddddaikon
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
16 Sep 2023
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"I want something," he admits, quickly, like he'll lose the nerve to say it if he doesn't get it out now.
"What do you want?" you hum back.
He takes a deep breath in and out. The moment stretches thin until, suddenly, it snaps.
"I want you to hurt me."
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Safe at last at the Last Night Inn, Astarion finds Tav in the bath. But he can't help but spoil the moment with another demand - when is she going to tell people about them. Why keep their relationship a secret? Why not acknowledge they care for each other? Why, after everything, doesn't she trust him? And Tav, usually so quiet, is sick of it, and finally tells him why she's so determined to not let anyone know.
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He leaned his head back against the tub, feeling like he’d been drained. Tav sounded like she was finished now, and he wondered if that meant they were finished too.Was she wrong, really, about any of it?
Still not sure what to say, he just listened to the sound of scrubbing fingers, splashing water, hair being wrung out, the occasional sobbing breath that she choked down. Until she was done taking her anger out on her beautiful hair and she sat quietly, probably hoping he’d just leave and get it over with, before anyone found out about them and she had to explain it.
She was wrong about a lot of it, he thought.
“Little Star,” he said abruptly.
“What?” she replied, distracted momentarily by confusion.
“My name,” he continued. “'Astarion’. It means ‘Little Star’."
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13 Nov 2025
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The Twice-Told Tale by arysteia
Fandoms: The Avengers (2012), Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies)
24 May 2012
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For someone he'd hero-worshipped for so long, Steve Rogers in the flesh is a pretty big disappointment. For one thing, he keeps looking at Tony as though he reminds him of someone else, and even if he never says anything, Tony's pretty sure it's his father. A lifetime of not measuring up to Howard's expectations is more than enough, thank you very much, and he's certainly not going to make an effort to live up to any of Steve's. Steve's pretty clearly failed to live up to his expectations, in any case, and that's not hypocritical at all.
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Quality Control by detachedwanderer
Fandoms: 薬屋のひとりごと - 日向夏 | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto - Hyuuga Natsu
13 Jan 2024
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Maomao has been asked to formulate an aphrodisiac to sustain erections and increase the amount of orgasms male partners can have. She needs to test its effectiveness before sending it off to her customer. Jinshi is happy to take part in assessing quality control.
- Maomao has Jinshi get off as many times as possible.