11 Works by SomeoneWithAReallyLongName
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So When I Die (Which I Must Do) by SomeoneWithAReallyLongName
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026)
16 May 2026
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“At this moment, the Hail Mary would be able to travel roughly 2 trillion miles. However, until the tank ruptures are repaired, this figure will exponentially decay at-”
Grace tunes out at some point after that.
Not even half a light-year.
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Weeks after Hamlet's death and the upheaval of Denmark's royalty, Horatio can't bring himself to move on. it should've been easy, realistically - though they were friends, there was enough space imposed between them that he shouldn't be that attached.
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Bdubs wants to help cook for the big Christmas dinner!
… unfortunately he can’t cook to save his life.This was part of an unreleased Christmas collection that is now being uploaded separately. Enjoy, and pretend that it’s Christmas so this isn’t as horribly timed
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Duet of the Moon and the Bird by SomeoneWithAReallyLongName
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, OMORI (Video Game)
16 Oct 2022
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The night before their performance at the hermitcraft annual talent show, something disastrous happens to Pearl and Grian.
They all know it’s his fault, so why don’t they hate him? Fine, he’ll just hate himself if no one else will.
A slight crossover fic of Hermitcraft and OMORI! Not the first pairing I’d think of, but hey I think it turned out decent.
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It’s hard for Etho to hold down anything he eats. Why should he bother trying?
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A companion/continuation of a short fic by 420_im_lonely! The book that this comes from is quite good, you should give it a read if you haven’t already
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~-~-~ Updated and improved! ~-~-~
Cough cough hopefully
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Scar and Grian miss the boatem hole while trying to escape the moon, and so they get left behind in boatem.
I don't knowwww how to write a summaryyyy (don't worry it'll be changed)
Knowledge of the Boatem crew's finale is basically needed btw
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Tango and Zedaph love each other, and all the hermits think it’s very sweet to watch them pine and flirt.
But my god Tango’s dense.
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- Part 3 of Someone’s favourite children
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X╎ᓭ⚍ᒲᔑv𝙹╎↸ ⎓ᒷꖎꖎ 𝙹⚍ℸ ̣ 𝙹⎓ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ∴𝙹∷ꖎ↸ ∴⍑╎ꖎᒷ ⎓╎⊣⍑ℸ ̣ ╎リ⊣ (ᒷリ↸ᒷ∷ᒲᔑリ?)
Xisuma wakes up with no memories of himself or hermitcraft. Luckily, a strange, big-eyed man offers to help him.
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Scott
loveshates Jimmy’s stupid face. A bit too late to say it now, though. -
Such beautiful petals, Such deadly thorns by SomeoneWithAReallyLongName
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
20 Aug 2022
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Roses truly were beautiful. If only they weren't Scar's favourite flower, and if only Bdubs could stop coughing them up.
Only ship the sonas, not the real people
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- Part 2 of Someone’s favourite children
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Zedaph is useless.
Well, that’s what he thinks. And he’s sick of it. He’s tired of dragging everyone down, he just wants to end it all.
Luckily, a certain blonde haired man finds him before he can.
tldr; Zedaph tries to get himself to permadie and Tango is not having it
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- Part 1 of Someone’s favourite children