SomethingWittyThisWayComes



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    Ukończone tłumaczenie epickiej prozy autorstwa Lighting on the Wave (linki do oryginałów znajdują się na początku każdego z tomów).
    Jest to Alternative Universe i zawiera w sobie (bardzo) ślizgońskiego Harry'ego. Historia jest oznaczona jako "mature" i "YA" przez wzgląd na tematykę wojenną, psychologiczną, gore i tortury, do których dojdzie w następnych tomach. To nie jest lekkie opowiadanie - ma w sobie politykę, kulturę, sztukę, zwyczaje czystokrwistych i mnóstwo wątków pobocznych, w dodatku rewelacyjnie rozwinięte postacie, nawet poboczne, drugo- i trzecioplanowe.

    Dla zainteresowanych mamy też discorda - https://discord.gg/mRpk6ZMqfH - na którym są udostępnione wszystkie tomy w formatach pdf, docx, epub i azw3, więc jeśli chcecie przeczytać tę historię bez korzystania z internetu, czy widzenia upierdliwych reklam, to zachęcam do przyłączenia się :D

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    Yoo Joonghyuk should’ve known not to trust the arch-angel and her antics. When he had finished a suspiciously easy scenario, upon enthusiastic recommendation from Uriel, he had been rewarded a few coins, the needed supplies to brew a few potions for the upcoming scenario and that… thing.

    [The constellation “Demon-like Judge of Fire” squeals excitedly]

    In his hands, he held a onahole. Unbeknownst to him, it is connected to Kim Dokja.

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    07 Sep 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 62

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    Yoo Joonghyuk is in desperate need of a manager. Kim Dokja requires a career change to stay sane. When these two meet completely by coincidence at a gaming convention, Yoo Joonghyuk offers Kim Dokja the chance of a lifetime: Quit his job and work for him.

    But there is one caveat: When Kim Dokja wakes up on his 30th birthday, he's able to see into others' dreams. This causes a lot of problems.

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    This is the alternating POV of the previous instalments in this series, “29 going on 30” and “366 days (and then some)” by kavehcado. It can be read as a standalone, as this will be the improved version of both fics.

    This will be a complete remix redux with full authorization. See notes for details.

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    07 Sep 2026

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    Kim Dokja tried to blackmail his teacher, Yoo Joonghyuk, when he saw him walk into a gay bar Kim Dokja was (illegally) working at one night.

    Let's just say he fucked up big time. Because soon enough, he found out that Yoo Joonghyuk's a legit psychopathic sadist, and he had accidentally subscribed to an agreement he couldn't back out of.

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    06 Sep 2026

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    Even neck deep in his regression depression, he was still an adult man. He could fight and piss without assistance, so why did I need to tell him to get washed?

    But looking at him now, hovering near the door frame like a dirty, discarded mop, I felt a little bad. During a pause in my conversation with Han Sooyoung, I instead looked to Yoo Joonghyuk and spoke out.

    “Yoo Joonghyuk. Go use the baths downstairs and get washed and dressed."

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    03 Sep 2026

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