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    Trust Fury to fuck everything up. Now Peter's in a position of leadership he didn't want, with a hundred scared mutant kids hiding (read: stuck) on an alternate universe, and Johnny can barely even look at him. The last thing he needs is any more eyes on him—especially from those weird vigilantes who seem to hold the same anti-mutant (or meta) beliefs as everyone back home.

    Unfortunately, Parker luck is trans-universal.

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    Listening device, baby Dick having a nightmare, Bruce can sing, Justice League exe broken.

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    " “You know, considering how easy it was to get the League to believe that B had carried and had babies, how likely is it that we can get them to believe that he’s pregnant.”

    By the mischievous looks that surrounded the table, Bruce knew that there was no stopping his mighty and stubborn army. And if you couldn’t beat them… "

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    or how to scar and prank your co-workers so hard that they question their own reality and state of mind

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    Jason Todd unwittingly started a tradition that every Robin has carried on… and that is: annoying the Justice League as much as possible.

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    07 Dec 2025

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    “Fuck off, Nicky.”
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    “Hasn’t anyone ever told you spider-napping is illegal?”
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    “You can’t hold me here, I know my spider-rights.”
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    “God, you guys are so old. What are you? Like 27?”
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    “Scale of 1 to 10, how upset would you be if I told you I banged your mom?”
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    Or, I got my grubby little hands on the spider-man time line and fucked around a little bit. Not much (everything) changes.

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