Soomeone
Fandoms
- Dream SMP (14)
- Minecraft (Video Game) (13)
- Monster Prom (Video Games) (2)
- Baldur's Gate (Video Games) (1)
- Persona Series (1)
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“What, then? You just… kill yourself and revive afterwards?” Sojiro said with a scoff, sarcasm born from stress lacing his every word.
Wakaba, meanwhile, stayed silent.
“You… you don’t mean…” began Sojiro, trailing off.
Sadly, Wakaba meant exactly that. It was the only way she even had a chance.
“Temporary death, yes. The tech is new, unreliable and ridiculously dangerous, but it’s our only option at this point, and I’ll need you to watch over me during the entire time I’m brain dead.”
Wakaba could almost hear Sojiro mutter “fuck” under his breath.
Or, what if Wakaba had seen Shido's assassination attempt coming and decided to do something about it.
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“I’m begging you, turn back. You still have the time to do so.”
Ranboo stayed silent once more. They’d thought about this for long enough, and they were determined. No matter what, he’d get everything right this time around.
“...No? I suppose it would be hypocritical of me to stop you, considering what happened. Not that I could stop you, even if I tried. That stubborn head of yours is an ever-unchanging trait.”
A wistful smile appeared on Ranboo’s face; they weren’t the only “self-sacrificial bastard” taking part in this conversation, after all. The voice took the most vulnerable tone it had taken so far as it continued.
“Before we go, I’d like to tell you something. I’ve said it many times before, and I suppose I’ll say it many more times, and yet…”
Ranboo took a deep breath, already knowing what the voice would say next.
“I.. I’m sorry I couldn’t save you the first time around. Perhaps if I did, you wouldn’t be stuck in this hellhole with me.”
Or, Ranboo discovers what a "wish" truly is after being lent an old camera, among other things.
Or or, "silly" timeloop au in which I can only promise every character will suffer :]
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Ranboo's Guide to Getting Adopted by Sea Monsters by Soomeone
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
08 Aug 2024
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“…What?”
A good thirty seconds had passed, the creature… not brochette-ing him? For some reason?
Reopening his eyes, Ranboo looked at the monster for a few seconds before seeing it opening its mouth and hearing it…
“Hulloooo.”
…speak.
Because of The Accident, Ranboo has been forced to relocated his "home" to the beach, a good two-hour walk away from the town he originally came from.
However, soon after a massive storm passed by, a pair of mysterious eyes coming from the ocean started observing him every single night, and would only go away whenever he'd wake up the next day.
After three weeks straight of the eyes' presence, it was only natural for him to try and figure out what idiotic person would spend their entire night in the water only to watch Ranboo sleep, no?
(Little did he know...)
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Broken Guitar, Renewed (Broken) Hope by Soomeone for Paulienreads
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
24 Dec 2023
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Tommy wakes up to an unexpected visitor.
One who was trying to bite his arm off.
What.
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Flute of Sorrow by Soomeone
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Slimecicle's BG3 Campaign on YouTube, Slimecicle Cinematic Universe (Web Series)
22 Dec 2023
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Being kidnapped, transported into some weird ship and getting a strange worm with teeth inserted into his eye certainly wasn't a fun experience, in his opinion, but at least he'd found new people to talk with along the way. After feeling alone in a town full of admirers for so long, this new group almost felt like it was worth the pain of finding it.
He thought he might find excitement in this new team, and maybe even new friends! And yet, while newly-formed bonds typically brought him joy...
Nothing in this world lasts forever.
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l'appel du vide by IcyWacy, saturna_alis for Roohoo
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
08 Sep 2025
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“I will not tell the player how to live.”
The Wanderer picks up the queen. “The player is growing restless.”
The Lost sets a hand on the cat’s nape. “Then I will tell the player a story.”Then, in unison;
“But not the truth.”
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L'appel du vide: the call of the void
the overwhelming sensation of self-destruction, and the call of oblivion, often occurring when high up....
A story of a Game, and its Players.
or,
Icy and Satu are normal about goldenduo for a normal amount of words :D
Series
- Part 4 of Icy Unhinged FicFight Moments but Again
- Part 4 of Satu's fic fight four endeavours (2025)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 161,462
- Chapters:
- 23/?
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 36
- Kudos:
- 48
- Bookmarks:
- 10
- Hits:
- 929
Bookmarked by Soomeone
05 Sep 2025
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Anyway, I'm normal. I'm so normal. As normal as Slime is when in the Archives digging through various relationship Fandom wikis to find some obscure reference about Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass dynamics. Trust.
Anyway, this is genuinely so good. I know I said it before, but you two are doing this world justice, and every chapter is a joy to read through.
In any case people not in the know are reading this because they were curious enough to click on bookmarks, hi! This story is genuine peak and you should for sure give it a try, you'll probably enjoy it. Prepare to be sad!