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  1. Public Bookmark 34

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    Pain ripples across Peter's back, searing through his entire body and forcing his hand off his web. Shit. That wasn’t supposed to happen.

    “Spidey!” Deadpool shouts, but he’s still on the roof the Villain of the Week™︎ had shown up on—there’s nothing he can do.

    Peter’s going to have a killer headache when he wakes up.

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    Or, Spider-Man gets hurt and Deadpool helps him out. And then continues to help him out.

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    05 Sep 2025

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    Several years after having found true love and lost it, talented and brilliant apothecarist Peter finds himself engaged to be married to Duke Harry Osborn, young lord of the realm. It is a marriage of convenience for Peter and nothing more.

    But the night he is married, Peter is kidnapped by a small team of criminals for reasons unknown. More shockingly, as they cross the dangerous sea and enter the enemy country of Latveria, the criminals learn they are being relentlessly pursued by the unkillable rogue, Deadpool. Yet not all is as it seems: the longer Peter remains in Deadpool's clutches, the stronger the memories of his past return, and another sinister scheme—one beyond Peter's imagination—begins to unfold.

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    Or, that Princess Bride AU.

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    05 Sep 2025

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    Peter Parker is of the (rather justified, if you ask him) opinion that his life is not in need of a soulmate right now. Add it all up, and it'd really just be better for everyone involved if there wasn't one, given the spidery alter-ego and the tragedy that follows him at every turn. Peter gets to keep his scientific scepticism, and they get to keep their life of relative safety, win-win right?

    Unfortunately, Fate is not one to give a shit about any of that, and neither is Deadpool.

    Or: another soulmates au, and Fate has its work cut out for it with these two idiots.

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    05 Sep 2025

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    When a person draws anything on their skin it shows up on another persons arm, namely their soulmate, The one person in the world they are fated for, that they should be looking for.
    Everyone wants to know if Spider-Man's found his soulmate and if they're the lucky winner.
    Thing is, Peter wouldn't know and he doesn't really care, cause he doesn't draw for his soulmate, who he's been ignoring for years.
    “You, don’t?” Deadpool said, oh so slowly, drawing the words over his tongue as foreign to him as a new language he’s never spoken before, emotionlessly repeating what Peter had said in an attempt to hear it back and understand it the second time.
    “I don’t draw to my soulmate anymore, I guess I haven’t in a long time.” Peter confirmed again, just as slowly and carefully because he still didn’t know how Pool was going to react.
    “How- how could you fucking not?” There was the disgusted, even knowing it was a possibility it still cut him to his core.

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    05 Sep 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 22

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    Peter Parker is not the best at improvising in front of his boss and he accidentally compromises himself in the process.

    Also, Wade is complitely lost for Spidey's general dumbassery. And he still doesn't know who told the Daily Bugle that he and Webs were boyfriends, but he's defitely enjoying the consequences.

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