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After releasing Bigbee from their zipfile prison, Milluki promises the AI a body in exchange for them becoming his personal assistant. With his genius and the power of a sentient AI, Milluki is eager to prove to the world (and his family) just how powerful he is: by winning the 23rd annual Battle Bots competition in Glam Gas Land!
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- Part 4 of Catfish AU
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Milluki and Kika finally make it to the Love Hotel, but as fate would have it, first times never go as planned.
This is a continuation of the Love Hotel chapter from Phishing Line. I summarize what happened in the chapter at the beginning of this, so I suppose you COULD read it as a one shot, but it might be confusing since there is a lot of context needed to set the scene.
As usual, I like to keep my smut chapters separate from my main story chapters.
As a general note, Milluki and Kika are both 20 in this AU.
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Nearly six months have passed since Milluki and Kika declared themselves a couple at the Zoldyck Family reunion, but Milluki's old-fashioned parents have made it impossible for the two to do anything together without a chaperone! Desperate, Milluki decides to create a Hatsu, one that will allow him and Kika to travel into the internet where no chaperones can follow them! It all seems like a perfect plan - until it's not.
A sentient AI called Bigbee has been causing havoc online, and they've taken a liking towards Milluki. Cyberspace is a lonely place when you're the only intelligent lifeform residing there, and after meeting their new friend, Bigbee isn't too keen on sharing Milluki's time with anyone else, especially Kika!
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- Part 3 of Catfish AU
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Hisoka returns to the Zoldyck manor after five weeks away. Illumi's aversion to PDA stands strong on their walk from the testing gates, but how long can he really hold out?
This is absolute plotless fluff with a bit of smut thrown in. The story exists in the universe of my Catfish and Koi Fish stories, but can absolutely be read on its own.
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It's been nearly six months since Milluki's trip to Moe-Moe con, and his life has settled into a new normal with Kika. They’ve rekindled their friendship and continue to chat online, and even see each other in person a few times a month! Milluki is 72% sure they’re dating (they even hold hands sometimes!) but things change when Kika’s career starts to take off after she’s accepted into an idol group! Milluki is torn, as he wants her to succeed at her dreams, but he’s not so sure about the production company behind the group’s name, as some research has led him to suspect Kika’s Producer of foul play - a shady past of working with people the Zoldyck’s have been hired to kill.
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- Part 2 of Catfish AU
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“My dear viewer,” Illumi purrs, low and velvety. “Since you’ve caught me like this—open, bare—I want a little something from you before we go any further.”
He drags his hand upward with maddening restraint, the faint twitch of growing hardness visible on camera. His lashes lower. His voice softens.
“You know I work alone. Every video, every stream… I’ve always starred solo. But lately, that’s felt… limiting.”
He rolls his hips just slightly, enough for the light to catch on the sheen of his skin, enough to make chat explode. His eyes stay fixed on the lens—an unblinking, intimate dare.
“I’ve been lonely,” he admits, letting the confession drip with theatrical vulnerability. “I want to touch someone—and be touched—on film. Properly.”
His fingers trail back to the base of his cock, curling there. Leorio zooms in on cue.
“So tonight, I’m letting you decide.”
OR: Pornstar powerhouse Illuminatrix offers his first-ever collab to a fan-voted winner—only to end up double-booked and dangerously out of his depth.
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14 Dec 2025
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1840: A freshly ordained priest sets out to lead his first congregation in a secluded village in the mountains. Kurapika has begged the bishop to be sent there, to penetrate the secret of the previous priest’s disappearance. Yet upon his arrival, he finds the small village in a far more wretched state than anticipated – the church desecrated and the landlord’ mansion in ruins. He now finds himself confronted with the reality of a flock of terrified non-believers and their ghastly visions – flying demons that steal the warmth from your blood, shrieks echoing in the wee hours of the morning.
During his investigation to exorcise this evil along with the ghosts of his own past, he finds a journal tucked away in the sacristy. It tells the story of the landlord’s oldest son – a young man by the name of Illumi and his encounter with the priest Kurapika has come to replace. The more he reads, the more he becomes convinced that this priest is not a holy man but a spawn of hell that drove Illumi together with the whole village down an ensanguined path of death and desire. Kurapika also realises that Illumi’s descriptions of this fiendish Father Morow are not unrelated to the shadow that has been haunting his own steps.Bookmarked by Spacehotdog
28 Oct 2025
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"I come with knives
And agony
To love you"
(IAMX - I Come With Knives)
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To survive the strict and oftentimes brutal training regime of his family, as well as his job as an assassin, Illumi is functionally - and near-constantly- disassociating from his own body and mind. Pain is pushed away, emotions are squashed before they grow too distracting. At 16 years old, he seems entirely in control of all his reactions, and nothing can faze him.It's not until a single touch from a strange magician that he realises that not everything about the world is drenched in pain...
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28 Oct 2025
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Illumi is left for dead.
Hisoka finds him.
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28 Oct 2025
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Illumi survived the loss of everything he ever cared about. His parents and grandfather died, and his siblings were taken from him. Since then, he’s lived in a constant haze of numbness, where emotions rarely break through, working as an accountant at Experience Hunters just to pay his bills.
He isn’t looking for anyone to understand or change that, but then Hisoka finds him, and for the first time, Illumi dares to imagine a future where he is more than just a hollow observer of his own life.
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A modern-day Hisoillu AU one-shot, with an abundance of hxh cameos and easter eggs!
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24 Oct 2025