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You know that time in the last dragon watch where Ronodin proposes to Kendra? I’m still there sometimes, and this is just how i feel it could’ve gone if brackendra hadn’t been a thing. (Cause they’re legit the OTP)
(Also Kendra is aged up to 18)
“…seriously, ew. I would never, and I will never. Also, can I just say how shallow that is? ‘Hey Kendra, wanna get married? But it’s also just to jab at my cousin, who I hate for reasons I won’t tell anyone.’”
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Gonky has a crush, and goes to the bad batch for advice
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i get down with crooked men (but i am the girl i've always been) by strange_constellation
Fandoms: Raven Cycle - Maggie Stiefvater
12 Dec 2024
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"Blue, he doesn't even know your real name! He called you Jane."
AKA,
3 times Gansey was jealous, and one time he didn't have to be.
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paint me like one of them dead girls by junieyes
Fandoms: Resident Evil - All Media Types
28 Dec 2025
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“Leon – Leon, shoot the eye! Shoot the eye!”
“You shoot the eye!”
“You trust me that much?!”
“I can duck!”
“Bullets?!”
Frantic and too anxious to use the handgun, you throw a flash grenade. It doesn’t do anything. Despite being chased by a mutated and inhuman monster, Leon still has time to throw you an incredulous look.
In your stupidity, you forgot to pull the pin.
(Alternatively: It is September 1998. You are nineteen years old and living in Racoon City. Or, you were, until about five days ago. Now you're just surviving, and badly at that. But hey, at least you've got Leon Kennedy by your side, right?)
(Alternatively alternatively: Your life sucks. The end.)
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- Part 1 of the alphabet virus
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14 May 2026
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The trouble started with Marian’s phone buzzing.
Push alerts from the New York Times, Page Six, People, and, God help her, TMZ.“Billionaire Heir in Newport Love Nest with TV Star Susan Blaine”
“Lawrence Russell, 29, Linked to Married TV Anchor 30 Years His Senior”
“Scandal at RussellCorp: Family in Damage Control After Affair Revealed”
Marian’s eyes widened as she tapped one. The article unfurled in garish detail. With equally garish photographs.Her stomach twisted with something that was half disbelief and half… something else she couldn’t name.
Buzz. Another notification. This one wasn’t from a news app but a text.
Larry: Come over.
___________________________________He’s a billionaire’s son with a scandal, she’s his best friend and sick of getting set up on blind dates with every self-absorbed hedgefund manager in New York. When Larry’s dating disaster goes viral globally, he turns to Marian, his most reliable partner in crime, for a little help. Pretending to be the perfect couple sounds simple enough… until late-night texts, accidental kisses and social media fans start making them question if “fake” might just be the most real thing they’ve ever felt.
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06 May 2026
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'Welcome Home, Cheater' by GraveTiger
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics)
06 Aug 2023
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He's not sure where the banners came from.
They just slowly started creeping up on various balconies and now...
Well, he's not sure what to make of Jason's living room...Bookmarked by Spatula_Lord
27 Apr 2024
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Policy 8 was established in the hope of encouraging the birth of increasingly powerful agents. All agents 18 and over must accept the marriages DEPRAC assigns them. Agents between the ages of 16-18 can volunteer to enter the programme or else be forced into it due to minor illegal behaviour.
Lucy Carlyle volunteered. Anthony Lockwood was forced.
In an effort to protect the two teenagers from being turned into pawns in the games of the rich and powerful, Barnes ensures Lucy and Lockwood are married. But just because they aren't stuck as pawns, doesn't mean the teenagers aren't forced into the same dangerous games.- Language:
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12 Jan 2024